The Streets Of Cybertron
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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron
* dirge strikes a playbot style pose against a lamp post and pulls his disguise skirt up to show some leg *
" come and get me you luvvy autobots you "
" come and get me you luvvy autobots you "
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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron
Trying not to laugh at Dirge, Rumble, CM and Galvatron hide behind a huge dumpster and wait for an Autobot to come along.
BWAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAA
ok ok ok ok
shhhhhhhhhhhhh let's be quiet!
bwahahahahaaa
BWAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAA
ok ok ok ok
shhhhhhhhhhhhh let's be quiet!
bwahahahahaaa
Re: The Streets Of Cybertron
"He he he..."
*As they wait, Rumble amuses the others with a magic trick. Moving one hand over the other in one direction he makes his thumb dissapear!! Then rapidly moving it back in the other direction *POOF* it's back! The other con's watch in awe...*
*As they wait, Rumble amuses the others with a magic trick. Moving one hand over the other in one direction he makes his thumb dissapear!! Then rapidly moving it back in the other direction *POOF* it's back! The other con's watch in awe...*
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That's an AMAZING trick Rumble! Is your thumb attached by a ball joint?
Suddenly the cons see an Autobot approach the Whore Dirge.
It's Seaspray...
Marggle barrgle jarggle larrggle!? he says
Suddenly the cons see an Autobot approach the Whore Dirge.
It's Seaspray...
Marggle barrgle jarggle larrggle!? he says
Re: The Streets Of Cybertron
" i will Marggle barrgle jarggle larrggle you autobot "
* dirge opens his cockpit and pulls out a mermaid and a hen and beats seaspray to death with them *
" its rodimus prime im trying to entice you useless excuse for a sea going turd "
* dirge throws the remains of seaspray the hen and the mermaid in the general direction of the dumpster that the other 3 cons are hiding behind *
* dirge opens his cockpit and pulls out a mermaid and a hen and beats seaspray to death with them *
" its rodimus prime im trying to entice you useless excuse for a sea going turd "
* dirge throws the remains of seaspray the hen and the mermaid in the general direction of the dumpster that the other 3 cons are hiding behind *
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Galvatron flies above the streets of Cyberton looking for Bumblebee...
I'm feeling a bit drained.... Oh look, somebody left some Energon Seeds!!! That's just what I need to give me an extra charge.
Galvatron swoops down to eat the Energon seeds. As he finishes the last few seeds, his enternal processors begin to malfunction in a very abnormal way. Gears started rotating in reverse, cervos began to snap. Electric fuses began to pop. Galvatron's eyes began to twitch and fill with fluid.
For each seed was a microscopic mini-con. When they are eaten, they become alive and act as little grimlins tearing apart whatever they can get there grubby hands on. Galvatron's internal structure is in dire straits.
The only thing to stop them is to digest FULLY.
I'm feeling a bit drained.... Oh look, somebody left some Energon Seeds!!! That's just what I need to give me an extra charge.
Galvatron swoops down to eat the Energon seeds. As he finishes the last few seeds, his enternal processors begin to malfunction in a very abnormal way. Gears started rotating in reverse, cervos began to snap. Electric fuses began to pop. Galvatron's eyes began to twitch and fill with fluid.
For each seed was a microscopic mini-con. When they are eaten, they become alive and act as little grimlins tearing apart whatever they can get there grubby hands on. Galvatron's internal structure is in dire straits.
The only thing to stop them is to digest FULLY.
Re: The Streets Of Cybertron
Galvatron's Failure to digest the "special seeds" he didnt notice the Anvil falling upon him. Lucky for him Dirge did and knocked him out of the way just in time only to have the anvil land on him making him see flying tractors............
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The force of Dirge pushing Galvatron out of the way from the falling anvil made Galvatron digest the microbots.
Millions of little microscopic bots crawl out of Galvatron's giant shiny purple back side. Once they are exposed to the UV rays of sunlight, they dissolve into melted scrap.
Galvatron rises to his feet and sees the word ACME on the side of the anvil.
He looks down at Dirge and begins to laugh..
Millions of little microscopic bots crawl out of Galvatron's giant shiny purple back side. Once they are exposed to the UV rays of sunlight, they dissolve into melted scrap.
Galvatron rises to his feet and sees the word ACME on the side of the anvil.
He looks down at Dirge and begins to laugh..
Re: The Streets Of Cybertron
* after dirge stops seeing flying tractors
he hears galvatrons laugh *
" oh so you think thats funny huh ? "
* dirge picks up the anvil and drops it on galvatrons foot
he watches as galvatron hops about *
" now thats funny "
he hears galvatrons laugh *
" oh so you think thats funny huh ? "
* dirge picks up the anvil and drops it on galvatrons foot
he watches as galvatron hops about *
" now thats funny "
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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron
BB seeing this and thinking its funny reaches into his bag of ACME products and pull out what looks like a pea shooter and when Galvatrons head is turned away from dirge shoot him in the back of the head making Galvatron think Dirge did it.
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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron
[size=24]OUCH!!![/size]
Galvatron screamed as he got hit in the back of the head.
He turns around to see Dirge laughing. Galvatron takes out his cutting torch and starts swinging it at Dirge.
Galvatron screamed as he got hit in the back of the head.
He turns around to see Dirge laughing. Galvatron takes out his cutting torch and starts swinging it at Dirge.
Re: The Streets Of Cybertron
* the cutting torch cuts a smiley face in dirges conehead *
" hey
watch it with that thing "
" hey
watch it with that thing "
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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron
they notice that Bumblebee is missing once more.
Hey Dirge, I'm going back to HQ to make me an energon sandwich..
Galvatron takes off in flight
Hey Dirge, I'm going back to HQ to make me an energon sandwich..
Galvatron takes off in flight
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