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...it took four hands to eat.


The other hands belonged to.....

that Hamburger Helper guy and Jim Henson.
Although they were both left hands, Dirge......

managed to eat the whole cookie.

After eating it, Dirge.....

Went cross eyed and Started yelling for more cookies.

After hearing about this throo the grapevine, Optimus Prime .........

....thought this was the most bizarre shit ever so he began snapping pictures for the Iacon Enquirer.

Later, after the Decepticons were all drunk, he tried sneaking the Dinobots out the back gate with Ratchets help but.....

Was stopped by a pissed up Sixshot.

Sixshot treid to stop them but .......

was too drunk and didn't know what was reality.
So he tried to transform into a....

tank, but ended up transforming into a foodprocessor instead.

Meanwhile, Galvatron was standing in the background and

.....ordering Shockwave to fix Sixshots transformation cog.

Galvatron then gave his orders to Ramjet which were to.....

take the stinky Dirge to the shower.

That made Dirge very unhappy because he tended to...

have grown acustom to his own stinch.
Ramjet threw up in his mouth a little as he....

was scrubbing Dirges buttcheeks with a steel brush.

Then he took some bath oil and squirted it all over....

Dirge's back and scrubbed him clean.

He also added some oil to Dirge's massive...

butt, that hadn't been washed for almost a century.

It took almost 14 days to get all the.....

Shit out of his cockpit.

Dirge then put it all back in because ..........

he didn't own other things, so he felt empty without it.

Meanwhile, Ramjet had cleaned the bathroom, and when he saw Dirge....

On the bog he hit Dirge with a shovel.

Ramjet smacked Dirge so hard with the shovel that Dirge .......

's optics almost popped out of his head.

Then Dirge took a big pole and stuck it up in....

Ramjets bunghole.

Just then Galvatron walked in and asked .......

"Dirge! Is it you dripping on the floor???"

Dirge then looked at Galvatron and said...

....I need 2 weeks off to check into sex therapy.

Galvatron just laughed and said......

"Doesn't that require a sexlife?"

Then Galvatron loaded his laser cannon and....

....shot Dirge in his mechanical scrotum.

Unrepairable, he now walks around....

looking like he have shitted himself.

Dirge looked at Galvatron and said with a very high falset:

"Dirge you look like you have to take a shit."

Dirge embarrassed replies.....