Thrust's adventures as a pawn shop employee

I've worked as a manager at a major pawn broker for the last three years. Its not a glamorous job, but its at least interesting. We have an odd mix of customers walk through our door, some you can just laugh at and some make you want to strangle them.

So I was standing at the counter with another manager the other day and a well known transvestite walks through the door. (nope not the beginning of a joke, most people know of the transvestite in my city, I've seen him wandering the streets since I was in high school though I had never personally met him, he even made it in the local paper in the 90s when he was trying to raise money for a sex change operation)

So he walked up to the counter with a male friend and asked for a loan on a camera, now this transvestite is getting up there in age, I'd say in his late sixties, and while you might not notice hes a man from a long distance because of his long hair, you would know from in front of him. I was almost done processing his loan when the other manager beside me slid a note across the counter, I opened it and read, "Shes a hotty", I scribbled back on the note, "I'm not into men". I finished up the loan and the transvestite left. The other manager then turned to me and said, "what did you mean by men?" Apparently not everyone in town knows about the transvestite, he thought it was a woman.

lol!! Quagmire would do him.