Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

by Unicron Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:37 pm

#25 Found the end of the world only to find out it lead right to his back yard!! hehehe

by Nemesis Prime Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:00 pm

#26 digging up all his bones in his backyard :lol!:

by **Sixshot** Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:08 pm

#27: left flowers at his tombstone and recited his epitaph daily.

by Nemesis Prime Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:15 pm

#28 arranged his funeral

by **Sixshot** Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:58 pm

#29: still read his birthday cards.

by Nemesis Prime Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:25 pm

#30 listened to Still got the Blues

by **Sixshot** Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:29 pm

#31: took out a life insurance policy

by Dirge Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:39 pm

#32:- Shot Robodog for pissing on his new carpet

by **Sixshot** Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:41 pm

#33: notified his next of kin

by **Galvatron** Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:03 am

#34 kept selling items on ebay and got good feedback 101 things Dirge did while he was dead - Page 2 42017

by Nemesis Prime Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:32 am

#35 bought from eBay

by **Sixshot** Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:23 pm

#36: published an auto-biography

by Nemesis Prime Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:36 pm

#37 gave an interview to Daily Mirror

by **Galvatron** Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:30 am

#38 lost his obituary

by **Sixshot** Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:30 am

#39: Forgot to send out the mail.

by **Galvatron** Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:31 am

#40 found Bigfoot

by Nemesis Prime Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:57 am

#41 discovered The Missing Link

by Guest Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:31 pm

#42 Forgot to pay the annoying bills

by Dirge Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:05 am

#43:- Did his xmas shopping

by **Sixshot** Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:09 am

#44: still had to pay taxes. hehehe

no getting out of that.

by Dirge Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:11 am

#45:- Ran a marathon for the reward of half a mince pie

by Guest Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:13 am

#46 Enjoy his new life with his girlfriend

by **Galvatron** Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:28 am

#47 made hell freeze

by **Sixshot** Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:40 am

#48 was a pallbearer at other funerals.

by Guest Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:49 am

#49 While he made hell freeze over, he melted all of the glaciers on Earth.

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