101 things Galvatron does when he is alone

#26:- Uses his softimus Prime for target practice

#27 picking nose

#28 keeps his giant purple metal nice and shiny and sparkly

#29 Chats online with Unicron

#30 polishing his helmet

#31 Admiring his shiny purple metal in the mirror

#32 Trying on fancy humanistic clothes

#33:- Makes up his new preperations

#34 Surfing the web for useless things.

#35:- spying on dead seekers

#36: loads up his fusion cannon with Extenze

Dirge wrote:#35:- spying on dead seekers

:lol!: best one listed so far!!! You get a reputation point



#37 researches his Johnny Cash discography looking for missing songs.

#38:- Tells a poster of Optimus Prime how he's going to destroy him

#39: Wears Starscreams cape from the Coronation Ceremony.

#40:- Recites his next speech to his troops

#41: Watches porn on Soundwaves tv.

42 Records the 60 minute porn audio on Rumble and makes him play it loud in public places.

#44:- texts Mrs Galvatron

#45 plays with his Transformers

#46 Watches 60 minute workout videos.

#47 tortures his minicons

#48 Eat Hostess snacks

(i wish)

#49 does sudoku puzzles while sitting on his throne

#50 plays a checkers game against himself.

#51: pisses in the shower and refuses to raise the toilet seat.