101 Things Dai Atlas Has Done 101 Times This Week

#24 cleaning out his toe-jam wondering how the hell does he get so much of it in just one week

25# listened to Galvatron playing his favourite tune, cannon blasts!

#25 drinks 101 cups of water before he goes to the bathroom

26# Does the Thriller dance every time he goes into a graveyard, just to keep the Zombies busy!

27: Walks alone, just to prove the "You'll Never Walk Alone" song wrong.

28# Builds 101 sand castles that look impressive!

#29 eats led paint

#30: checked his inbox to see 101 unread e-mails.

#31 shagged 101 hookertrons that Galvatron sent to his house.

#32: Went on a binder and drunk all 101 bottles of beer on his wall.

#33 fertilized 101 eggs

34# became a daddy bot to some hybrid chicken bots

#34 mud wrestled with Miss Universe

35# Got owned by Miss USA in a fight!

SuperOmegaPrime wrote:35# Got owned by Miss USA in a fight!

and loved every second of it GIGGITY

#36 eats cardboard boxes because he wants to be good at "eating box"

#37: Pre-registered by paying $101 for a ticket to the Charticon Transformers Convention (being the North Carolina native he is)

38# Looses in the cardboard box eating contest!

#39: Searched 101 sq. feet of snow outside in search of that last missing ninja turtle toy.....

#40 scooped up 101 piles of dog shit in his yard

#41: went through alcoholics anonymous and added 101 steps to his 12 step program.

#42 pulled 101 viles of crack cocaine from some chicks kootchy

#43 plucked 101 nose hairs

#44 counted 101 shoes in his ol' ladies closet

#45 tried on 101 shoes in his ol lady's closet

#46 steps in and out of the closet