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cats purring at everyone's feet! The servants for the guests were .............

fembot virgins waiting for their innocense to be....

Taken by a pissed and randy Dirge and Galvatron. 

Just as Galvy was busy Shagging the shit outta the first one ........

he passed her along to Dirge to have.
Then Galvatron was finished with the 2nd one and.....

Dirge passed the first one to Sixshot. 

Sixshot was upset not to have had her 1st so he ........

Killed Dirge once more to vent his anger and frustration!

By the time Dirge got his turn, he was number 100801 in the line, so he tried to..............

Defend his honour by challenging Sixshot to a food fight.

This made SOP run in terror to ........

the nearest catapult and he launched a massive pie that landed on top of Dirge, Sixshot had run in fright prior to this because he didn't want to get pie all over his nice shiny armour, since he just had it washed and waxed! It took Dirge along time to get out of the pie, but when he did, the found he was now number .................

1 because all the other Decepticons were done, taking naps, smoking a cig or eating a sammich.

Dirge took all the unvirgin fembots and....

slagged them from dawn to dusk! however, just as the sun vanished, the fembot he was shacking, started to change and ..................

transformed into herpes. Dirge started to get....

extremely excited because ...........

He wanted to empty his cockpit. 

He took out:-

An old boot
A cheese grater
A bog roll
A Christmas tree
His old sofa
Galvys old sofa
Sixshots old sofa
An old mousetrap
A house door
An old VHS player
A copy of Spike Milligans war memoirs
His draft for his own memoirs
The book "999 ways to get killed"
Some pillows
A fucked mattress 

Before he found ........

his toilet paper roll, embraced he put that one back in and then he started throwing out
His VHS collection
old consoles that no longer work
a book, entitled "Another 999 ways to get killed!"
99 bottles that was meant to be sat on the wall, as a young bot Dirge stole them and hid them in his cockpit only to forget about them
A tooth pick
Ravage's food bowl
his Elvis outfit
This went on for .................

days as Dirge finally reached the bottom he found his first baby......

but it was just a doll from the time Dirge thought himself a she, which happens every.........

so often. That's when SOP....

says, "Let it snow!" Then it starts pissing down with ............

Hailstones the size of golf balls.

Seeing this, Galvy runs for .....

the nearest shelter, but then Dirge takes out a baseball bat and he begins to..............

bash himself in the head.
This made him real dizzy as he walked into a fudge packing factory and he....

Walked straight out the other end after wearing a smile after being fudge packed.

Then he threw galvy into that selfsame factory for Galvy to ............

Come out covered in Chocolate, but Galvatron was not amused, so he called up..............

his 9volt battery supply minion and recharged his laser cannon. Then he packed all the fembot employee's fudge for them as he......

Got out his pimpin hat.

This made the fembots flock to Galvy and made Sixshot so jealous that he ......