101 mysteries that Detective Barricade has solved!

#77 - How Galvatron missed the first #75 right above his post.

#75 (part 3- aka #78) - where Galvatron learned to count

#79 - Why Galvatron should never take counting lessons from either Dirge or Ramjet. Head injuries for Coneheads seems to be an occupational hazard, you know.

Detective Barricade wrote:#71 - Why Rich thinks FOC Bruticus even begins to qualify as almost truly satisfying fans, when there's a lot of mention of dislike for it. Apparently, it involves staying as far away from TFW as possible.

Well, he is superior to the Power Core combiner rubbish and really the only flaw with the combiner form is that, he got a puny Deluxe figure for the central body instead of a voyager!

80# Why 80s properties outside of TF, get handled badly when they get cartoons!

Well at least some others are spared the fires of bad handling. My Little Pony is apparently a resounding success, and the Turtles seem to still have the TURTLE POWER! Thundercats...sadly not so lucky.

#81 - The Mystery of Convoy. And I still regret taking that one on.

82# Why Pringles are so bad at tasting good! (licks lips)

#83: How FansProject Bruticus has stood the test of time and is still considered the "superior" Bruticus over the FOC version. #fanrage


#84: MMC Feral Rex's release date schedule and why FP seems to be putting the Stunticons on the back burner in favor of their Function X line. Inquisitive minds want to know, and he'll answer those questions right here! On the Lair! So other sites like TFW will have to come here for news!

85# Why the EU tried to rob people of their money in Cyprus for this "Bail out fund"

#86 after a long investigation, DB finally got all the ingrediants to cigarettes.

87# Why FOC Megatron hasn't gotten a toy yet

#88 - Why anyone would want a FoC Megatron when WfC Megatron works perfectly fine anyway.

#89 - the REAL reason Ravage sticks around with Soundwave.

answer to 88 is, because he got to fight it out with FOC Optimus!

90# Why Michael Bay came back for TF4 and not let us get the reboot the films deserve!

'Cause he's not done 'raping your childhood', apparently.

#91 - How to get Dirge to post more often. Seriously, you'd think the dead guy would still want to make contact with the rest of us now and again.

92# how to solve the world's problem of space for humans and animals!

#93 how people on the Jeopardy game show are so dam smart.

Detective Barricade wrote:#91 - How to get Dirge to post more often. Seriously, you'd think the dead guy would still want to make contact with the rest of us now and again.

I've been keeping tabs on 'ole Dirgey through Skype/MSN. He's still buying plastic crack and has amassed quite the G1 MIB collection lately along with a nice Britains collection. He'll post pics soon! His PC is playing out on him, though and he's been forced to use an iPad here lately.

#94: Which headmaster was the best at giving head? Arcee being the judge. Votes coming soon!

#95 why Cybertronians' don't digest energon

#96 - How Rich manages to find so much time to pop in and post like a madman.

#97 who's the biggest whore in the Lair. DB said it was the easiest detective case he's ever worked on.

Some would say it's Elita One. ...Oh. Post Whores. Right. crap.

#98 - Where the wild things are. They're currently hanging on Galvatron's wall.

#99 the exact location of "Middle of Nowhere". It's next to Bum Fuck Egypt and just due north of Up Your Ass

Detective Barricade wrote:#96 - How Rich manages to find so much time to pop in and post like a madman.

Answer, I don't have much of a life outside of the net and its a case of, a lot of the time I am bored, bored out of my mind and that sometimes leads to photo comics, which an average of 20 shots that appear, takes about 3 hours start to finish, thou it depends upon the story, ideas crop up when I am shooting and I think that might work!

100# Why no one has altered the title to mysteries DB has solved, AKA ditching the 101!

#101 - Why Rich doesn't realize we hadn't cleared the 101 number yet...until now.

Now, don't be shy. I'm sure we're all interested in coming up with MOAR absurd things I've supposedly solved.

HAVE AT THEE!

102# Why DB uses twin humans as a disguise!

SuperOmegaPrime wrote:100# Why no one has altered the title to mysteries DB has solved, AKA ditching the 101!

Because the "101" threads are traditional here at the Lair and you'll need to take that up with the boss!

#103: Why F1 Dasher and Sky Dasher had such shitty names and never appeared in the G1 cartoon?