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Crazy internet findings
by Galvatron Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:06 pm
Found this on CRAIGSLIST...
Brass Monkey - $20 (ne portland)
condition: excellent
Looking to rent trained monkey for a few hours every weekend to hang out in my Mimosa tree and pulley down some chilled Old English (40oz) and OJ (12oz) in small, light weight, ice buckets.
Willing to pay $20 an hour, usually will need for 2-3hrs while I get drunk in my hammock beneath the Mimosa tree.
This is not a joke, monkey must be legal and have immunization papers. Little tuxedo is a plus, ability to roll cigarettes out of homemade tobacco will earn $25 an hour total.
Thank you for your time,
Brass Monkey - $20 (ne portland)
condition: excellent
Looking to rent trained monkey for a few hours every weekend to hang out in my Mimosa tree and pulley down some chilled Old English (40oz) and OJ (12oz) in small, light weight, ice buckets.
Willing to pay $20 an hour, usually will need for 2-3hrs while I get drunk in my hammock beneath the Mimosa tree.
This is not a joke, monkey must be legal and have immunization papers. Little tuxedo is a plus, ability to roll cigarettes out of homemade tobacco will earn $25 an hour total.
Thank you for your time,
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