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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:37 pm

74# Got mistaken for a Christmas Tree by a blind man and ended up being the tree in the man's home complete with ornaments and a star on top of his head!

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by Dirge on Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:49 pm

75:- went over niagra falls in a barrel for a £5 bet

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:36 pm

76# Met his SG self and killed him or was it the other way around? hehehe

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by Galvatron on Fri Dec 06, 2013 3:55 am

#77 fell into the hey bayler and became a bail of hey

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by Dirge on Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:50 pm

#78:- Got his conehead chewed off by his pet crocogator

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Fri Dec 06, 2013 7:38 pm

79# Dirge proof box, got stuck inside of it when packaged by the Elves when they sent him to Galvatron for his 2051 Christmas gift!

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by Galvatron on Sat Dec 07, 2013 12:56 am

#80 while hanging christmas lights and decorations on his house, he fell off the roof, landed on a rake, and had a giant plastic Santa Claus land on his head,  then was ran over by ANOTHER tractor. Although he was still alive.... until the christmas lights came falling down and the tear in the electrical wire sparked and landed on a puddle of gas leaking from the tractor causing it to explode.

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Dec 07, 2013 1:20 am

81# Attempting to put up his Christmas tree, but the tree had other ideas, it didn't like standing up and decided to go "TIMBER" On top of Dirge, he was still alive until his house decided it couldn't cope with the madness anymore and went to pieces on top of Dirge, then came the Grim Reaper with his little black book that had the title of "How many ways does Dirge die and get back to life, written by G R Reaper!"

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by Galvatron on Sat Dec 07, 2013 1:52 am

#82 went bunji jumping but forgot to hook up the bunji cord

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:12 pm

83# Took a trip down memory lane and experienced all of his deaths over, when he got back to the present, he found himself standing underneath a piano that was hanging from a crane controlled by Galvatron, then the piano dropped before Dirge could do anything, thus died once more!

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by Galvatron on Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:42 pm

#84 one fatefull evening, Dirge was being annoying so Galvatron tossed the  at him. The brick missed by a fraction. Dirge then realized that life was too short to be screwing around all the time and he decided to try :bong: then he :coke: . He got so silly he wanted to cash! on hookers. British hookers are not the best around....
zombiegirl and after shagging the hooker, he went home and sat on the computer for 3 days without sleep. toss . He picked up some cigarettes for the first time :smoke: . He got smoke in his eyes and while running to the bathroom to take a  he tripped on the  he banged his head on the wall real hard dammit  and died

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:20 am

85# had the   land on his brain module during cleaning!

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by Galvatron on Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:54 am

#86 was 86'ed from all the internet porn sites and this caused his pecker to fall off, and he died from bordom



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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Dec 08, 2013 10:43 pm

87# Got the way of Optimus prime and Nemesis prime having a truck collision contest, he ended up as road kill!

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by Galvatron on Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:19 am

#88 got his head chopped off while doing sit ups

(only Dirge would be able to have such a thing occure)

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:38 am

89# Got stabbed in the spark chamber while weight lifting (another thing only could happen to Dirge)

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by Galvatron on Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:20 am

#90 drank too much Mexican water

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:13 am

91# Got a job as a soldier on Gallifrey during the Time war!

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by Galvatron on Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:42 am

#92 Ran out of jet fuel in mid flight over the Atlantic Ocean

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:14 pm

93# Hopped onto the wrong bus, instead of downtown, it was down under, only Dirge could do that!

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by Galvatron on Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:40 pm

#94 While disguised as Santa Clause, Dirge was up on Ramjet's rooftop. He planned to go down the chimney and steal all of Ramjet's toys wrapped up under his Christmas tree. Midway down the chimney, Ramjet made a huge fire the heat was so intence, it melted santa-Dirge.

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:43 pm

95# Got packaged as a gift for Galvatron but when Galvatron saw its shape, he threw the package in the trash and Dirge got sent to the recycling plant to be recycled into tins of cat food, which is why they say cats have nine lives!

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by Galvatron on Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:29 am

#96 spontaneously combusted

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:50 pm

97# Met a nice "little" Troll when crossing a bridge but he didn't have the required payment, thus the Troll using his club, well you get the idea!

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Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

Post by Galvatron on Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:17 am

#98 Put on female Deer urine cologne while hunting to attrack a male buck. He got the bucks attention for sure and was raped to death by the Deer

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