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Post by Sixshot on Sat Mar 01, 2014 2:43 am

Shortest month of the year. I always feel I get fucked over paying bills within a 28 day month. It's not like the landlord, insurance company, phone company, exc...will give you a rebate and take 2 days off your bill, but whatever...I digress. Anyways, back to the REAL reason you clicked on this thread. (with reverb and drumroll) The 2014 February Post Whore Awards! This month we had a new cat, quite literally, take the crown. Galvatrons throne shall forever smell like ammonia, have claw markings on it and smell like it's been the victim of a porn studio cat orgy. Do the Decepticons even have an upholsterer? I don't think so. I'm pretty sure the Autobots do, but I'll be damned if we ever ask them for help! So on to the numbers!!

RAVAGE: 498
SUPER OMEGA PRIME:428
GALVATRON: 349
SIXSHOT: 184
DETECTIVE BARRICADE: 48 (Hon-Whore-Able Mention Award)
UNICRON: 21
DIRGE: 21
BUMBLEBEE: 14
TYJOS AZARI: 7
GRIMLOCK: 7

That rounds out the top 10. Congratulations to Ravage! Hopefully his first of many whoring crowns to cum! Also had a couple of faces make the list that haven't in a while, and with that I'd like to say welcome back Bumblebee and Grimlock! It's good to see you two back here at the Lair! Detective Barricade gets the HonWhoreAble Mention Award as the top posting member under 100 posts. Look for your used condom to come in the mail soon. All of us whores here at the Lair made sure to make a donation on that one.

Now for the Group numbers. We had 43 new topics (threads) this month, most since November of 2013 when we had 53 new threads. We had an outstanding 1,630 new posts this month! I had to go back almost a whole year to find a month with more posts in it (March 2013) when we had 1,923. GOOD JOB on the whoring effort as a team this month! Especially in a month with only 28 days!

We had 1 new Asylum Inductee this month. WELCOME to the LAIR, CalliesPaul! Hope to see you back posting and as a regular!

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"That poor horse is the pivot horse for an emoticon orgy." -Galvatron
"Hide the penis? I'm not falling for that one again." -Ramjet
"However I don't mind rap that degrades Minicons." -Dai Atlas
"Timbuktu, please blame Islamist Terrorists for the delay..." -SuperOmegaPrime
"You forgot to mention the dead guy that keeps on whoreing!!!!!!" -Dirge
"Gobots and dead guys. What's next to greet me? Captain Planet?" -Detective Barricade
"WTF is this? I thought this was a transformers website and you guys are buying tractors and shit spreaders and the hunger games. -Ravage
"Hmmm. I must be a pimp and a gun runner to afford everything!! -Tyjos Azari

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Re: February (2014) Post Whore Awards

Post by Galvatron on Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:15 am

Sixshot wrote:Look for your used condom to come in the mail soon. All of us whores here at the Lair made sure to make a donation on that one


I made 2!

Congradulation Ravage!
I better not find any kitty litter in my throne!
My crown is not a cat-nip toy and my blow up dolls are not scratching posts!

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It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE

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Re: February (2014) Post Whore Awards

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:21 pm

Beaten by a cassette bot, oh well, nice work Ravage!  :sweet:  hehehe

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Re: February (2014) Post Whore Awards

Post by Ravage on Sun Mar 02, 2014 11:31 pm

hehe thanks guys

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