its holiday time

i didnt drink the water

some of the pics are on my sisters camera so im waiting of her

i didnt just get a pic of me in a sombrero

i bought a sombrero

National Lampoons all day buddy..lol

Welcome back Dirge !!I hope that,at the end you had a very great vacation !!

welcome back dirge

sunday 23rd august



i wake up from my deep slumber with my head hanging off the bed and a sore neck great start to the holiday



i start to feel little itches on my arms and i can see little marks where its itching



anyway after a swift shower i go and attempt to locate food



after searching the hotel i find the troughing house ( restaurant )



they have all the mexican type food as well as the english stuff



so after shovelling down a bacon and eggs breakfast i go to talk to the holiday rep to find out about the days out and how much its going to cost



she tells me about a few day trips that i fancy



the coba mayan experience

speedboat driving

the ATV adventure



she also tells me that the hotel beach has many watersports



i ask her whats causing the itching she tells me that the mosquitos bite humans



i was like these things must have fangs as sharp as a ground forager knife how do i get rid of them



she tells me to " off "



off is a bug repellant that they sell in the hotel shop to stop the little critters biting so i book all of the above activities and buy a can of off from her



she then says oh by the way .....



...



JESUS H CHRIST DONT DRINK THE WATER



so i go back to the hotel room and douse myself in this off



then the room phone rings and its the holiday rep telling me that the trip to coba is tomorrow



so i decide to have a wander down to the beach and what a beach it is



nice white sand and a clear blue sea



as i look a bit further out to sea i see the jetskis and speedboats hurtling this way and that and i think to myself



isnt it a lovely veiw



after sitting there for a couple of hours admiring the signoritas ... erm ...... scenery i went back up to the hotel room and attempted to work the TV



the ONLY english speaking channels i could get were CNN and the cartoon network



next thing i remember is waking up and seeing that its 8pm



time for more food



so i head up to the noshing station and take a look



again there was the english stuff like beef and mash and all kinds of things like that



i think when in mexico do as the mexicans do



so i ordered a mexican curry



i have never eaten any food that has brought tears to my eyes before



after eating it and running across the restaurant screaming for water a guy handed me a glass of iced water and i drank it straight down so he handed me another



next problem was that it had an effect on my digestion system ...........



after spending half an hour in the dump station i vowed that i would never eat any mexican food again ...............



so i retreated back to the hotel room and after evicting all the mosquitos from the room by way of using my ninja power of pressing the top of the bugspray can i decided i needed sleep

You were not supposed to drink the water!
Was it in a sealed bottle?

no it wasnt
it was just in a glass

You might need to see your doctor.

he should be fine now lol

I still think he needs to see a doctor
Maybe a psychiatrist

Galvatron wrote:I still think he needs to see a doctor
Maybe a psychiatrist

There's no 'Maybe' about it....

Rumble.

I would recommend a "Web" planet he could go to but... I....er..um....kinda blew it up.

It's just like you to ruin the 'fun' for everybody else! :lol!:

Rumble.

i dont need a doctor

im as sane as all you lot are

but that isnt really saying much is it

lol what im sane its the rest of the world that is wired wrong

I was hoping you would find a psychiatrist so you can recommend us to him/her.

i can ...

shaun hrink is his name

you can contact him by writing to ...

mr s hrink
room 101
the nuthouse
crazy fool road
barmytown

*writes down address*

:lol!: sounds like you had fun

i did

and now for the next installment


monday 24th august

its my birthday and im in a mexican hotel having been nibbled by those damn mosquitos again

however when i got to the scoffing house someone must have let slip to the waiters and they gave me a tequila sunrise

im not a huge drinker

i only ever drink on special occasions and even then i dont drink much

next thing is that sister and her boyfriend :suspect: were hitting the table saying chug chug chug

so i did
and it had an instant effect

todays the day that im off to visit the mayan ruins at coba

so we all pile onto a coach and take a half hour trip to coba

we then get led through the jungle to the ancient ruins of the pyramid

they gave us the opportunity to climb it so me and sister and sisters boyfriend :suspect: went to the bottom of the pyramid

then i saw it

a f*****g rope that led up the pyramid

i asked the guide if the ancient mayans used ropes to climb it when they did their human sacrifices he said no

so i asked how come they had drilled and attached this rope to a structure that had stood here for many a thousand year

he couldnt answer me

it really annoys me when they do stuff like that

desecrate an ancient structure just so an office jockey can haul his / her fat ass up there

neither me sister or sisters boyfriend :suspect: used the rope either on the way up or down we did it the way that the people who built this magnificent pyramid did it

these ancient ruins are something else altogether never before have i seen something as beautiful yet mysterious
tall but unable to be seen from the ground until you are at the base

it did make me wonder about the ancient civilisation who lived here once long ago

what life must have been like for them with none of todays creature comforts

how they lived what they did

a lost civilisation who left behind these ruins for whatever reason

what this ruin actually looked like just after it was completed

how many men it took to build it using nothing more than their muscles to construct this marvel

these ancient people working and slaving in the heat of this jungle all those years ago to fasion their place of worship that is now just a ruin

but its a ruin that has seen more than any of the men who built it could have imagined

it is a ruin that has stood the test of time which in my mind and we are talking hundreds probably thousands or years here makes it a testament to the men that built it

as we got back to the bottom of the pyramid and i looked back at it for one last time it dawned on me how high this construction really was

we left to go back to the hotel back to the modern world and i began to wonder

what would the people who built and lived in coba all those many of hundreds of years ago think about todays world ?

that is a question that will never be answered

Did you use your sister & her boyfriend :suspect: as a sacrifice?

If the ancient Myans were still around today they would think...

DON'T DRINK THE WATER!!!

the thought did cross my mind about using sisters boyfriend :suspect: as a sacrifice

:lol!:

Sounds awesome, and you described it very eloquently, for a Decepticon!

next question did you then destroy it my misses wants to know cause we want to go sometime lol if you left anything behind