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an issue when Metroplex became pregnant and Cyclonus had to get a DNA test.

The results came back......

And proved that dirge was the daddy.

This shocked the world so much that Optimus prime decided to .....

Throw Dirge off a cliff because robots can't get pregnant! Dirge forgot that he could fly and he plunged to his demise in a .......

pond with a rusty old tractor down at the bottom of it.

The tractor looked vaguely familiar to Dirge so he.....

...dug in his cockpit and found the ignition key.

Driving it out of the pond he realized he'd traveled back in time to the Middle Ages where he found....

Himself being mistaken for a dragon, thus the knight thought he had slayed a dragon only for Dirge's Zombie form to come back and......

....cause the Knight to have a panic attack, because he knew his weapons wouldn't be able to slay this metallic version.

Dirge did recognize a few decepticons: Starscream, Ramjet, Rumble and Ravage and wondered....

who wrote the book of love.

So he went to the library and found the author is..

None other than Shotsix, whose real name is Sixshot, he didn't want his softer side being know to the......

public and his fellow Decepticons.

He was afraid of being.....

Found out, thus disguised his name with a simple trick since the cons for the most part, weren't very bright! Swindle, had just scored big by tricking Mudflap into buying.....

some forest land in the Sahara desert.

Mudflap is still looking for the....

The receipt to try and get his credits back! Bludgeon meanwhile was....

Yo momma! Who's so fat she devoured the planet devouring planet-Unicron! Then...

Primus punched Unicron and kicked him in his privates which started another....

Game of tennis, because the previous set was indecisive, due to...

The fact they were gods, thus drew in straight sets! Primus and Unicron's mother resided over the match, but it ended in a .......

Pilllow fight when their father came home from his job at...

Divine R Us, he separated the two and sent them to their mortal plane rooms to cool off! However, Unicron wasn't going to back down so easily, he dispatched his herald to.....

....settle the score but he sent a group on inept muthafuckas, known as Galvatron and his merry whores!

Upon arriving and seeing there were no bitches to rob and rape in sight.....

They left a calling card that said "....

"Call me." But they dialled the wrong number and were put through to...

Sam Wiki's shoutaline! Optimus's sense of justice, gone so whacked out that he started dressing as the Batman, while Megatron dressed as.....

Beyonce and did the Superbowl halftime show.

While the real Beyonce was....

Putting her ring on Jay-Z's cock. While he did her Jay-Z was busy writing...