T.W.A.T. (Transformers Wrestling Association Thread)

[Galvatron]

Galvatron walks down the ramp into the empy wrestling ring. He grabs the microphone from Blurr.
I the mighty Galvatron will wrestle anybody in the back room that has enough berrings to enter this ring!! Just to make it more interesting, how about a HARDCORE match!!

[Dirge]

* rumble kicks dirge down the ramp

he lands flat on his face just outside the ring

getting up he turns and yells at rumble *

" DAMMIT SQUIRT ... IM GONNA FOOKIN KILL YA ..."

* suddenly ... dirge feels a hand grip his conehead and lift him into the ring *

" oooooooohhhhhhhh shit "

[bumblebee]

Bumblebee sits at the announce table and gets ready to start announce.

*Well it looks like Galvartron is going to get started a little early....*

[Ramjet]

Ramjet smacks Bumblebee in the back of the head with a transforming chair (folding chair) smashing his head onto the desk ahead of him.

Haha, bugbot! Feel the fury of my signature move, the FACEDESK! Hooray for T.W.A.T.!!!!!

[Galvatron]

Thinking that Dirge was talking to him, Galvatron picks Dirge up by his conehead..

Who are you calling SQUIRT!?
He throws Dirge over the top rope and plants his face into the mat.

So you think you have the berrings to wrestle me?
You're either brave or just plain stupid!

Galvatron grabs Dirge by the legs and starts to do a leg lock....

[bumblebee]

well the anounce team is here finially. Ramjet takes his seat next to BB after his cheap chair shot.


BB sits up and hits RJ in the head with the broken monitor.

So nice to have you back from the psych ward RJ where is your straitjacket at? you ready to call the match now or just run up behind people and hit them in the back of the head? tho you know i hear your next on big purple pumps list of devastation. wonder why dirge called him Squirt? He has to be mental like you.

[Ramjet]

OOC: LOL'ing at big purple pump

*Ramjet takes a seat with the smashed monitor still on top of his cone, because his arms are to short to reach it

Listen here brother, I think it's disgusting that these 2 Decepticons have to fight like this brother, 'cause there ain't no Auto-butt tough enough to get in the ring with them, brother. Snap into an Energon Jim, ooooh yeaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!

[bumblebee]

Well for that answer mocho cone ramjet jet you have to as CM punk-man and his con edged society policy he has in effect. Prime show wasnt even allowed in the venue tonight was kept at bay by drones. with devestator running security its surprising the myself the bumble the king bee was allowed in.

*BB then picks up his crown to polish it once again.*

[Dinobot]

All of a sudden the double doors open up and a pair of scared drones come crashing through the door with what looks like a velociraptor chasing them. "What is this? Galvatron taking on a seeker? That seeker must be out of his mind." Dinobot runs to the concession stand and grabs two 8 credit energon beers, and a 6 credit nano dog. He runs down to the ringside to see of he can score some sweet seats. I love watching deceptibums duke it out.

[Dirge]

" hey hey HEY ... im not supposed to bend like that galvy "

* dirge kicks out before standing up

then he turns to galvatron and opens his cockpit and gets out a robochicken launcher

he fires a robochicken at galvatron before putting his head down and charging aiming at galvys mid section *

[Rumble]

*Overjoyed at the dangerous situation and pain that he has put Dirge in, Rumble heads to ringside for a better view.*

"Comon Dirge, You can do it! I believe in you! *Mutters* Yeah right..."

*Dirge speeds up his charge on Galvatron as he hears Rumble's encouragement.*

[Galvatron]

Distracted by Rumble's "rumbling" at ringside, Dirge turned his head towards his direction. Causing him to slam his shoulder into Galvatron's mid section. Dirge falls to the ground and Galvatron buckles over from the spear.

Macho Cone Ramjet begins yelling..

SPEAR!! SPEAR!! SPEAR!!!!

Galvatron then grabs the robochicken and shoves the chicken back into Dirge's cockpit. (from the back door)

Galvatron steps out of the ring next to where King Bee and Macho Cone Ramjet were sitting. He grabs the smashed monitor off of Ramjet's head and tosses it into the ring.

[bumblebee]

LOOK AT THE CARNAGE GALVY IS INFLECTING ON THAT RATED D CONE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and what the hell is that little munchin bot doing down here?????? is that dirges new manager???????

Bee then puts down his crown and picks up another monitor stands up and smashes it on macho cone ramjet's head.

[Ramjet]

Down in front, Rumble! I can't see a damn thing now, we're out of monitors!

*Ramjet unplugs King Bee's headset and sticks it into the electric socket.

Ooooooo yeah!!!!

[bumblebee]

heeeesssss a mmmmiiiiiiggggggitttttt youuuuuuuu ccccoooooonnnnnneeee hhhheeaadddddd *BB unplugs his headset and puts it back in the headset-jack.* He stands 5 ft tall and the ring is 10 ft atleast. *BB grabs the monitor from the spanish announce table and smashes that on ontop of the other monitor on macho cones head.*

[Dirge]

* dirge recovers from almost being knocked senseless and having the robochicken rammed back into his cockpit and gets outta the ring and rummages underneath it ...

then he jumps back in the ring and gets a sledgehammer outta his cockpit

then he smashes the monitor to bits with it *

" come get some galvy

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH "

[Galvatron]

Looks like he brought out Lucile!

Galvatron jumps out of the ring opposite of Dirge and picks up Rumble.
Holding Rumble in front of him as a shield, Galvatron charges towards Dirge.
He runs closer and Dirge swings the sledgehammer missing Rumble completely and hitting Galvatron right in the knee.

A limping Galvatron falls to the floor. Rumble tries to make an excape but Galvatron grabs him by the ankles and throws the little red bot hitting Dirge in the chest causing them both to fall to the ground.

[bumblebee]

oh my its becoming a sloberknoocker!!!!! lucky rumbleswagle was just in the right place at the right time for big purple pump. Rated D cone head looks like he is turning this match around with the equalizer sledge hammer. this has been one seesaw battle..

*just then BB hit a button and mocho cone ramjet's chair rises up 20 ft and then drops into the floor leaving mocho cone floating like the cyote running off the cliff....*

[Galvatron]

Galvatron slowly rises to his feet. He notices that Wheelie the bell ringer is sitting in a "transforming" chair.
He grabs Wheelie by the neck and squeezes until Wheelie's head pops like a zit on a human child.
Then he takes the "transforming" chair and turns towards Dirge. Dirge was climbing up the ringside to get back on his feet. Galvatron comes up behind him and smashes the chair over Dirge's cone head. The chair was now shaped like Dirge's head.

[Dirge]

* after having rumble thrown at him and being bonked on the bonce by a chair ...

dirge drops flat on his mush and then slowly crawls to the ropes to pull himself up

once on his feet ... he turns to face galvatron

he picks up the sledgehammer and throws it at galvatron ... hitting the chair that he still has hold of which then hits him right in his cannon ........ *

[Galvatron]

Galvatron's laser cannon gets knocked off of his arm.

That's OK, I'll destroy you with my bare hands!! And some chairs, and monitors and ladders and tables and kindo sticks and trash cans and stop signs and barbed-wire baseball bats and thumbtacks and...

In the midst of Galvatron's ranting... Dirge picks up the smashed monitor in the middle of the ring and smashes it on Galvatron's head. Galvatron drops to his face. Then slowly rolls back out of the ring.

[Dinobot]

Laughing in his seat Dinobot brainstorms, This is gonna be great! Rolling in his chair in laughter, dinobot throws a melted candy bar wrapped in toilet paper into the ring at Galvatrons head, but Dirge dropped him to the floor and it smashed on Dirge's optics. Dirge runs around in panic, flailing his arms around screaming get it off me! thinking he just had turds thrown in his face.

[Dirge]

* dirge finally realises that its not a turd in his optics

then he sees dinobot laughing his ass off *

" oh yeah dinobum lets see how tough ya are "

* dirge jumps outta the ring and grips dinobot by the throat and tosses him into the ring

before heading up to the top rope *

[Galvatron]

outside of the ring, big purple pump Galvatron reaches from underneath the mat and pulls out a 100ft ladder.
he slides the ladder into the ring under the bottom rope. Climbing back into the ring he slips on the melted candybar wrapped in ripped up toilet paper. He seen that the Rated D superstar, Dirge is going about chasing Mr. DINOBOT....................................................Dinobot. Since Dirge is distracted, Galvatron quickly rises to his feet once more and stands the large ladder up. BPP climbs the ladder to the top and then does a swan dive and lands on top of Dirge and Mr. Dinobot....................................................................Dinobot.

[bumblebee]

Look at the chaos mocho jet.. BB says looking into the hole that mocho jet made when his chair disapeared. Tho we have to wonder who is the offical of the match i dont see any refs??????????

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