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Post by Dinobot on Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:25 pm

BPP lands on top of Dirge and Dinobot with a huge thud! After Dinobot catches his breath he moves slightly and sticks his finger into Dirge's eye causing him to elbow Galvatron in the back of the head. Then Dinobot gets up and pulls some viking horns out of his leg holster and puts them on his head. Ok you two, Eat horn! Dinobot lunges towards galvatron only to have BPP closeline him making him do an involuntary backflip knocking his headpiece off. It flies across the mat and lands on bumblebee's head.

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Re: T.W.A.T. (Transformers Wrestling Association Thread)

Post by Dirge on Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:13 pm

* dirge runs around the ring with his hand covering one eye *

HE POKED ME ... HE POKED ME ... HE POKED ME etc etc ... "

* dirge then tiptoes up behind galvatron and performs his signature move THE TICKLE OF DEATH on the big purple pump causing galvy to fall on top of dinobot in a fit of laughter *

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Post by Galvatron on Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:46 pm

Galvatron laughs histarically
Barely able to open his eyes, Galvatron reaches for MISTAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR Dinobot............Dinobot by the neck and delivers a powerful chokeslam. Still wiping the tears of laughter off of his face, he finds Dirge running around the ring. Galvatron climbs the ladder once more. He reaches the top... He pumps up his arms and gives a smooch to his muscles.. Just as he was about to jump off of the ladder and give Dirge a flying elbow.... Mr. Dinobot tips the ladder over. Causing big purple pump to fall all the way down through the announcers table.

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Post by Ramjet on Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:16 am

Gah! Our table!

*looks at BB in the Viking hat....

I don't know what made you so horny, but I'm outta here!

*Ramjet grabs a BPP in a headlock, gives him a noggie, and flies into the ring with him, crashing into Dinobot

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Post by Galvatron on Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:00 am

Galvatron slowly recovers from the ladder fall, table crashing and a painful noogy on the head.....
He sees Ramjet fallen over MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR Dinobot.

Noogy ey! Wanna play old school do ya?
Galvatron creeps up behind Ramjet and pulls the back side of his undermetal.

MASSIVE WEDGIE!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAAAA

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Post by Ramjet on Wed Oct 27, 2010 4:23 am

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by bumblebee on Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:08 pm

without anyone noticing BB gets in the ring and with his newly found viking hat spears dirge and teams up with dinobot..........dinobot for a double clothsline on ramjet just to get hit in the back by BPP and a cutting torch tank in the back of the head. BB picks up rumble and swings him like a bat to hit BPP but misses and hits dinobot.......dinobot......

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Re: T.W.A.T. (Transformers Wrestling Association Thread)

Post by Galvatron on Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:15 am

Big Purple Pump patiently waits for King Bee to have his back turned.....
He takes the cutting torch and aims it at Bumblebees back....

Just like the good ol' days bwhahahahaa

BPP dashes towards King Bee, but at the same time, Macho Cone Ramjet jumps off of the top rope kicking King Bee in the side of the head and knocking him to the ground. Galvatron misses with the cutting torch and runs into the ropes causing him to bounce back and step on Rated D Superstar Dirge.

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Re: T.W.A.T. (Transformers Wrestling Association Thread)

Post by Dirge on Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:39 pm

* dirge gets his conehead stomped into the mat when he looks up he sees utter chaos has broken out in the ring with MEEEEEEEEESTER DINOBOT ........................ DINOBOT and rammy and bugbot all joining in he sits up ( think undertaker )

then he clears the ring throwing everyone over the top rope *

IM THE BEST THERE ISNT ..... THE BEST THERE WASNT AND THE BEST THERE WILL NEVER BE "

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Post by Galvatron on Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:20 am

The DIRGE-foundation clears the ring single handedly. First, MISTAAAAAAAAAR DINOBOT........ Dinobot, then Macho-Cone Ramjet, followed by King Bee, then HornsRumble and last but not least, Dirge tosses Big Purple Pump over the top rope. Galvatron lands on Rumble who then totally disappears under the mangled metal.

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Post by Guest on Sat Nov 06, 2010 6:18 pm

Dirge stands triumphantly alone in the middle of the ring while the others are all banged up on the ringside.
Dirge goes to each corner of the ring and stands on the 2nd rope to pose to the audience in all 4 directions.

Then the DARE TO BE STUPID song came on the loudspeakers in the stadium.
wRock-Gar steps out from the back and lifts his eyebrow. He just so happened to be carrying a microphone.

Look at you! Standing in the ring like you just won a gold medal!
What's your name?... IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!
The fact is, i'm on my way down the peoples ramp.
I'm gonna step into the peoples ring
Then I'm gonna layeth the smacketh down on your roody-poo candy ass!!!

IF YOU SMEEEEEELA-LA-LA-LA (la la la-la la la)- Smurf theme
What the wRock-Gar is cooking!

wRock-Gar tosses the microphone down and runs down the ramp and into the ring.
Running at Dirge, wRock-Gar slams the Rated D superstar down with the "peoples clothsline"
Then he takes he elbow pad off and tosses it to the audience. The crowd is going wild!!!
Then he drops the "peoples elbow" down on Dirge

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Re: T.W.A.T. (Transformers Wrestling Association Thread)

Post by Dirge on Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:39 am

" ouch "

* dirge steadily recovers from the elbow ...

then performs the TIKLE OF DEATH on wrOck gar *

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Post by Galvatron on Tue Feb 22, 2011 8:05 pm

Laughing histarically wRock-Gar's head springs off and nuts and bolts go flying in every direction....


OH MY GOD! You killed wRock-Gar!

YOU BASTARD!

Galvatron gets back in the ring and puts Dirge in a headlock and proceeds to give him a noogy

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Post by Dirge on Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:19 pm

* finally breaking the headlock, dirge kicks BPP in the bolts and as BPP goes to his knees with his optics watering, dirge plays to the crowd and jumps out the ring and pulls robocrocogator from under the ring *

" ooooooo yeah

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH "

* dirge gets back in the ring and sets robocrocogator loose towards BPP *

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Post by Galvatron on Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:34 pm

Galvatron gets chased by the robocrocogator as he keeps getting nipped in the butt. Galvatron ends up being cornered by the ring post...
The robocrocogator charges towards him. BPP jumps out of the way just in time as the robocrocogator smashes head first into the ringpost.

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Re: T.W.A.T. (Transformers Wrestling Association Thread)

Post by Galvatron on Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:07 pm

All was silent for 4 1/2 months because Ron Simmons came out from back stage and stood silently with a confused look on his face.

Finally he says

DAM!

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Post by Dirge on Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:41 pm

*Woken up by the idiot shouting "DAM", dirge grabs the KOd robocrocogators tail and swings it around connecting with BPPs head*

"MWHAHAHAHAHAH TAKE THAT BPP"


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Re: T.W.A.T. (Transformers Wrestling Association Thread)

Post by Galvatron on Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:56 pm

That blow to the head caused Galvatron to get dizzy.

He falls to his knees holding the sides of his head.

He starts to think he hear's Unicron's voice again.





OH NO NOT AGAIN!!!!!

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Post by Dirge on Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:45 pm

"Yeah, again"

*Dirge uses robocrocogator to belt BPP again*

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Post by Galvatron on Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:33 pm

The 2nd blow sent Galvatron down to the canvas.

He hears voices echoing in his head....



Set him on fire

Fire

Torch him



Galvatron slowly gets back up to his feet. He takes a swing at Dirge but Dirge ducked out of the way. Dirge then spins around and comes towards Galvatron with his arm extended for a clothesline.

Galvatron grabs Dirge's arm and begins twisting it by the cervos.

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Post by Dirge on Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:38 pm

" OWOWOWOWOWOWOW THAT FOOKIN HURTS BPP"

* Dirge pulls BPP towards him and kicks him in the faceplate causing BPP to stumble backwards.

Then dirge points his pointy bonce at BPPs mid section and sets off running *

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Post by Galvatron on Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:23 am

HOW DARE YOU KICK THIS BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!!



Galvatron picks up Rumble and throws him at Dirge but Rumble transforms into a cassette tape and barely taps Dirge on th back of his head.

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Post by Dirge on Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:40 pm

* The impact of rumble is enough to distract Dirge, he misses BPP totally and his conehead embeds itself in the ringpost*

" FOR FOOK SAKES!!! "

*Dirge gets his feet on the ropes and starts using them as leverage to try and free his pointy head from the ringpost*

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Post by Galvatron on Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:56 pm

Galvatron takes Rumble and forcefully transforms him back into bot mode. He takes Rumble by the feet and swings him like he's dusting off a carpet hitting Dirge in the back over and over and over.

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Post by Dirge on Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:44 pm

* after getting slammed across the back for 3 hours, dirge finally gets his conehead out of the ringpost.

Turning to face BPP, Dirge swats rumble away and opens his cockpit and gets out a conehead extension for his conehead, puts it on his head and swings his head at BPPs mid section *

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