Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

by **Galvatron** Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:18 am

#165 he parties with the Autobots every thrusday night

by **Sixshot** Sat Nov 10, 2012 4:19 pm

#166: He only smokes Cuban cigars

by **Rumble** Sat Nov 10, 2012 6:48 pm

#167: That time he peed in the Human village well.

by **Galvatron** Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:26 am

#168 he shares his evil plots with all the world leaders

by **Rumble** Sun Nov 11, 2012 9:30 am

#169: He was always picked last for sports teams.

by **Galvatron** Sun Nov 11, 2012 3:23 pm

#170 the nude photos of himself that he took while on a drinking binge

by **Rumble** Sun Nov 11, 2012 5:51 pm

#171: That he owns a lock of Frank Welker's hair.

by **Sixshot** Thu Nov 22, 2012 2:20 pm

#171: That he uses Preparation H to grease his trigger. hehehe

by Dirge Thu Nov 22, 2012 6:58 pm

#172 That he ENJOYS Starscream pulling that trigger

by **Sixshot** Thu Nov 22, 2012 10:59 pm

#173 That he makes Starscream smell his finger after shooting him.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:07 pm

#174 starring at pictures of naked human girls when alone! 101 things that Megatron keeps secret - Page 8 42017

by **Sixshot** Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:34 am

#175: How he manipulated us all making this the most popular 101 thread on the Lair without him even being here. 101 things that Megatron keeps secret - Page 8 42017

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:53 am

176# The fact he did it with the Borg queen!

by **Sixshot** Sun Dec 23, 2012 1:14 pm

#177: That the real reason why Customs seizes his toys is so the Postal workers won't be tempted to go.....Postal.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Sun Dec 23, 2012 5:27 pm

178# Megatron demolishes post offices that try to lay claim to his body and gives them, his version of a customs charge! 101 things that Megatron keeps secret - Page 8 42017

by **Sixshot** Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:22 pm

#179: That he keeps a never ending supply of cough drops.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:39 am

180# He rigged Santa's naughty and nice list so that he in no 1 of the nice list and Starscream is number one of the naughty list!

by Dirge Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:58 am

#181:- that he was once used at a wedding to fire confetti

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:33 am

182# He got drunk and married Marissa Faireborn who was also drunk at the time!

by **Sixshot** Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:47 am

#183: That he has given all the Decepticons enemas with that same fusion cannon.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:40 am

184# He keeps a record of the number of times, Starscream attempts to take command of the Decepicons from him!

by **Sixshot** Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:52 am

#185: He's the one who stole Rumbles monocle and used it for replacement parts to fix his pocketwatch.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:53 pm

186: Steals Rumbles twin brother's pile drivers to use as replacement parts for his fusion cannon!

by **Sixshot** Sat Dec 29, 2012 1:45 pm

#187: That he rubs on floor polish to keep the cosmic rust from returning.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:49 pm

188# Adducts his favourite music artists and gets them to preform his favourite tracks until he grows tried of them and executes them!

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