Lie to Me

1 is the lie.

I touched vagina in 1st grade and many times after I graduated school.

But never before I started school

Galvatron wrote:1 is the lie.

Looks like Dez got it right! I must be an idiot for not recognizing the obvious...

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Galvatron wrote:bump

.....I'll take a stab at this thread since I haven't went in a while. (Elementary School version)

#1: I snuck out of the house and went to elementary school wearing my Superman pajamas (cape and all) and it wasn't even pajama day.
#2: In Elementary school, I ran a scam on local neighborhood parents raising money for their kids to go to camp and pocketed the proceeds.
#3: In Elementary school, I stole some neighborhood kids bikes and traded them off for Masters of the Universe toys.

all 3 sound like something you would do Sixer. So I'm gonna guess #2 is the lie.

#2 is true! Anyone else?

50/50 shot at guessing the lie! Anyone else?

^^^ anyone? New members?

You'd do all the above you dirty FOOKIN rat.

I'm gonna guess at 3 being the fib

Dirge wrote:You'd do all the above you dirty FOOKIN rat.

I'm gonna guess at 3 being the fib

, that's correct! Dirge!

Oh dear God! What will he come up with?

No faith BPP

Oki doki here goesi

1:- I met my other half while scoffing a bacon sammich by the side of the A59 road.

2:- I once drove a tractor backwards for half a day for the sake of a £5 bet

3:- I once hit a railway bridge from the road below with a 30 ton excavator on a trailer because I was too busy singing yellow submarine to see the height warning

as unpredictable and chaotic you are.. all 3 of these are possibly true in some way or another.
I'm gonna guess #1 is a Lie. If you would have said Pinapple sammich i would choose another number.

Number 1 is actually very true BPP

You guys know enough about me from this thread. Time for someone new to take a shot at it!

Dirge wrote:Number 1 is actually very true BPP

so true. I take a number 1 more than once every day.

#2 is the lie ......

Lets try again......

1:- I once told a restaurant waiter to take the food back and bring me some meat that was actually dead

2:- I once parked a tractor in the bottom of a fishing pond

3:- I once sent all my TFs and Britains on holiday to keep them from a greedy ex girlfriend.

All that sounds like you, Dirge, so I'll take a wild guess.

1 is the lie.

dammit Dez! I was going to say 1

You're both right..

you got it Dez. Your turn

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1. I rarely sleep naked because I dream I'm naked, which freaks me out to a point where I wake up and rearrange the covers, so the dream people can't see my cock.

2. I rarely sleep naked because I have a tendency to sleepwalk.

3. I rarely sleep naked because of my asthma.

odd selection to choose from. Im gonna guess 1 is a lie.

I'm running out of things to use.

Anyone else?