Lie to Me

Dark Saviour wrote:I'm running out of things to use.

Anyone else?

I'll have a go at it:

#1: I once made a stripper giggle while giving me a lap dance because my cell phone was on vibrate and went off in my pocket.
#2: I once gave everyone in the church the shitz by loading up the homemade brownie batter with Ex-Lax.
#3: I once poured gasoline on a tar pit, lit it and road by bicycle around on a lake of fire until the tires got too hot and exploded.

Dark Saviour wrote:1. I rarely sleep naked because I dream I'm naked, which freaks me out to a point where I wake up and rearrange the covers, so the dream people can't see my cock.

2. I rarely sleep naked because I have a tendency to sleepwalk.

3. I rarely sleep naked because of my asthma.

2 is the lie on mine. Haven't sleep walked since I was 14. I was playing Batman in the airing cupboard.

And I'll say 3 on Sixshot's because that seems real dangerous. Even for you.

Dark Saviour wrote:

Dark Saviour wrote:1. I rarely sleep naked because I dream I'm naked, which freaks me out to a point where I wake up and rearrange the covers, so the dream people can't see my cock.

2. I rarely sleep naked because I have a tendency to sleepwalk.

3. I rarely sleep naked because of my asthma.

2 is the lie on mine. Haven't sleep walked since I was 14. I was playing Batman in the airing cupboard.

And I'll say 3 on Sixshot's because that seems real dangerous. Even for you.

Sleeping naked is the prerequisite! I know that shit's right.   That's why I always lock all the doors leading into my bedroom.

And nope. #3 is true. Anyone else?

*bump* Anyone else?

Come on SOP, take a guess!!!!! Join us in THIS thread.

#2 is a lie???

what the hell is going on in here? lol

Galvatron wrote:#2 is a lie???

That is correct sir!  

flik68 wrote:what the hell is going on in here? lol

A member tells 3 things that have happened to them in their life. 2 of those are true....1 is a lie. It's up to everyone else to guess which is the lie. If both of your "truths" are guessed as lies, then you have to go again.

This is one of the best threads in the Vortex of Variety section (imo) and if you read through it from the beginning, you'll learn a lot about everyone else and what they've done in their lives. Some shit in here is pretty crazy....especially the shit I've done.

1- I got shot in the head with a pneumatic nail gun
2- I shot someone in the head with a pneumatic nail gun
3- I nailed someone's hand to a wall with a pneumatic  nail gun

1 is a lie. Only you are clumsy enough to shoot someone.

#1 is true. It just happened the other day also. A co-worker was nailing 3 inch nails and missed. Hit me right in the head. It didn't stick or draw any blood, but it sure hurt as hell. I was just leaning down to do some nailing myself when it happened. Just a second sooner and the nail would have hit me in the face.

#3 is the lie. After getting shot in the head, retaliatory measures would've surely ensued.

Well at least you got sigged.

Galvatron wrote:A co-worker was nailing 3 inch nails and missed.

They must be lousy in bed then. I'd never miss from 3 inches away.

Yes #3 is a lie. Sixshot gets to go again
 

Dammit Ramjet! That's a good one!!
   

Galvatron wrote:Yes #3 is a lie. Sixshot gets to go again

   really? You guys have learned enough about me through this thread as it is.

#1: I once had the transmission burst into flames on my 77 Ford LTD and had to put the floorboard fire out with my feet.
#2: I once kicked a bitch out rolling down the road in my 77 Ford LTD for trying to take over the steering wheel.
#3: I once had a 3 way in the backseat of my 77 Ford LTD.

although the back seat is big enough for a 3 way on those old boats, i'm gonna say 3 is a lie

Galvatron wrote:although the back seat is big enough for a 3 way on those old boats, i'm gonna say 3 is a lie

3 is true. I've been lucky enough to be in several of those situations and the backseat of the 'ole LTD was just where one of those scenarios happened to take place.
Anyone else?