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Post by Galvatron Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:30 am

Here we go with another 101 for Dirge.

#1 the obvious.....
:sheep:  pecker got stuck in the sheep while it was being shaved for the wool. The shaving machine went haywire and shaved the metal right off of Dirge's spark.
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:45 am

2# Got under Metroplex's foot and a metal surface called Cybertron
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Post by Galvatron Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:50 am

#3 crashed into Ramjet ( or did Ramjet crash into Dirge?)
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:54 am

4# Pissed of BH Predaking and got eaten by him and then spat out again because he tasted rotten!
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Post by Galvatron Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:37 am

#5 was sat on by Trypticon
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Sun Nov 10, 2013 5:37 pm

6# got in between Mega Zarak's claws while he was fighting Fortress Maximus!
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Post by Galvatron Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:20 am

#7 chewed up and spit out by a dinosaur
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:13 pm

8# Unicron's teeth!
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Post by Galvatron Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:11 am

#9 London bridges falling down, falling down, falling down.... On Dirge.
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:43 am

Galvatron wrote:#9 London bridges falling down, falling down, falling down.... On Dirge.
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10# When trying to switch on his optics after a stasis nap, turns on his self destruct instead with a count down of 1 second!
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Post by Galvatron Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:59 am

#11 got a STD from one of the 101 celebrities he shagged
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:39 pm

12# Forgot to look behind him when Galvatron took a streamroller alt mode for a test drive!
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Post by Galvatron Thu Nov 14, 2013 3:05 am

#13 dehydrated from lack of pineapple juice
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:00 pm

14# Became the nose of the Ark that crashes into Mount St Helen
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Post by Galvatron Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:56 am

#15 was attracted to the light of the sun and flew to it.
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Fri Nov 15, 2013 11:54 am

16# Took a wrong turn at Jupiter and went down into Jupiter's atmosphere and ended up being mangled by its gravity and then he fell to his demise!
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Post by Galvatron Sat Nov 16, 2013 3:38 am

#17 found the bottom of the bottomless pit
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Sat Nov 16, 2013 11:43 am

18# Got hit by a divine fart!
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Post by Galvatron Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:12 am

#19 went on a drinking binge and woke up next to DEATH in the morning. (but she sure looked beautiful last night)
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:46 am

20# When Primus used him as a toothpick!
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Post by Galvatron Sun Nov 17, 2013 6:10 am

#20 same as #1 because he can't learn his lesson.
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Sun Nov 17, 2013 5:48 pm

21# Megatron's shield
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Post by Sixshot Sun Nov 17, 2013 5:55 pm

#22: Toxic shock syndrome
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Sun Nov 17, 2013 9:10 pm

23# Galvatron's shield!
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Post by Galvatron Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:50 pm

#23 got attacked by Tyjos's toys
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