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Post by Nemesis Prime on Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:05 pm

#1 Dress in pink blonde underwear :lol!:

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Post by Unicron on Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:11 pm

#2 writes *kick me* signs to stick on unknowing victims backs and hides them for later use

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Post by Nemesis Prime on Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:12 pm

#3 thinking of new ways to torment Starscream

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Post by Guest on Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:57 pm

#4 How to make his mind even more twisted than before.

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Post by Nemesis Prime on Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:06 pm

#5 trying to think of a way to conquer the universe

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Post by Guest on Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:16 pm

....and fails.

#6 Having his Happy Time in his personal quarters

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Post by Dirge on Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:04 am

#7:- Cracks one off to Eva Mendes

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Post by Sixshot on Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:11 am

#8: Plays ZZ Top at full volume to scare away the mother-in-law.

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Post by Guest on Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:18 am

#9 Stashes human food in his personal quarters so that he can eat it when no one is looking.

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Post by Galvatron on Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:25 am

#10 plays guitar REALLY loud to annoy the drug dealing neighbors

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Post by Guest on Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:58 am

#11 Sings a bad tune very loud and sounds bad even though he believes that he is a rock star.

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Post by Galvatron on Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:02 am

#12 tries to conquer Ramjet's (5-time) challenge

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Post by Sixshot on Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:33 am

#13: pisses on the toilet seat.

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Post by Guest on Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:51 am

#14 Slips all over the bathroom because he allowed the toilet to overflow.

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Post by Galvatron on Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:00 am

#15 cleans out the Lair with a feather duster and a mop

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Post by Guest on Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:08 am

#16 along with Clorox Bleach--clean linen scent

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Post by Galvatron on Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:10 am

#17 whores up the posts on the Lair

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Post by Guest on Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:19 am

#18 being sane rather than being the crazy nutcase.

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Post by Galvatron on Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:21 am

#19 takes a long hot shower

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Post by Guest on Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:36 am

#20 Cleans the Lair by spraying with Febreeze.

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Post by Ramjet on Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:13 am

#21 Admires his toe jam collection.

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Post by Guest on Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:15 am

#22 Goes on ebay to find the most ridiculous items to bid on

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Post by Nemesis Prime on Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:59 am

#23 cursing Unicron

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Post by Dirge on Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:49 pm

#24:- makes his bed

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Post by Nemesis Prime on Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:08 pm

#25 feeding his dogs

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