101 things Unicron can do to you

#77: Make Haleys comet come twice as often.

#78 makes you think really hard on things to put in this thread.

79# Plays golf with Haleys comet and the earth is the hole!

#80: Keep the aliens away.

81# Make alien invasion movies where the humans loose all of the time and become extinct or slaves to a superior race!

#82: Eat all the aliens before they eat us!

#83 he can make you jump into a swimming pool full of double edged razor blades

84# make the Razor blades come up to you and stab ya in the back, just so that he can get a laugh!

#85: Make the teachers rewrite the history books saying that there ARE 9 planets in our solar system.

#86 Unicron makes you wish you were more aerodynamic

Sixshot wrote:#85: Make the teachers rewrite the history books saying that there ARE 9 planets in our solar system.

There are nine planets, its just a bunch of morons voted to turn Pluto into a dwarf planet and this what I think of that: :kick:


87# Take all of the land masses on the earth and put them together as a giant puzzle, to kill time, when he gets upset a piece doesn't fit, he tosses that piece into the air and then catches it and makes it fit regardless of the lesser beings on the surface!

#88 Eat the ring around Saturn.

89# Take the planets with rings and stick the rings around the earth and then turn one planet into a snooker cube and start potting the content of the rings on earth!

#90: Take a piss on Planet Cybertron and call it acid rain.

Sixshot wrote:#90: Take a piss on Planet Cybertron and call it acid rain.

:lol!:

91# Makes everyone do the thriller dance for one month in a row with no rest!

#92 make you want to move to a different galaxy

93# Make the planet move to a different reality

#94 make you wonder why Unicron has not posted in this thread recently

95# He busy with other work like eating Gobatron!

#96: Turn into a baseformer instead of a damned ball. So you'd have somewhere to display your smaller, Scout sized Decepticons.

97# Turn every con and Autobot into one massive combiner just for fun to knock about during his spare time!

#98 Unicron can make you wish you had icepics shoved under your toenails

99# Make you watch The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, James Bond, Marvel's Avengers, Superman 1 - 4 plus returns, Dark Knight Trilogy, all at once with no break!

#100 make you hunt down the last box of hostess twinkies and bring to him for his own devouring pleasure.

#101 Make people keep replying to 101 threads!