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...acceptable, so he dug a little deeper and found Dirges porn stash.
The Sharkticons were finally pacified until they ran across a few stuck pages....

of a silicon add.
This upset them once more and they began......

to tear the cone heads apart, servo by servo! The Quintason judge was busy with the paperwork for executing.....

a perfectly organized execution.
Gnaw and his sharkticons were blasted to bits by....

SG Wheelie, who then went and judged the judge and then he......

became the new Quintesson judge.
The three coneheads were...

now, Judge, jury and lawyer, Ramjet the judge, Dirge the jury, Thrust the lawyer, the executioner was......

none other than Dezaras Prime.
DP's weapon of choice was the...

Axe of doom! (dumdama [Dramatic music]) The first victim of a new day was......

Wheelie, the annoying. His lawyer was...

scheduled to executed second! When Wheelie entered the pool, the Sharkicon threw him right out again and Wheelie said "

"You big, fat, ugly meanies!" A rare moment of not rhyming. To which the Judges decreed...

to be extremely rude and they said to launch Wheelie into the nearest black hole, which they did, but then the hole......

Spat Wheelie back out and into Galvatron's lap. When he shot Galvatron in the face with his slingshot, Galvatron...

Grabbed him and threw him into Optimus prime's office and then Optimus.....

....said, "You little bastard. I'll just take your face for that!"
Optimus dug a crowbar out of his trailer and began prying Wheelies faceplate off, but someone named....

Sevenshot said "Fire that bastard out of Omega Surpeme's best cannon!" Then Jazz said "No dude, use the Mega Cyber cannon!" So they fired Wheelie out of......

Elita One's vagina.
Wheelie flew over 500 yards and landed in..

bed with Starscream, to which when questioned, the seeker replied,"...

"you wanna hear a funny joke?"
A dazed Wheelie realizing that he just got femgina for the first time said....

"I want to be a fembot, then I might get treated better!" Starscream replied.....

"then you can have femgina any time you like"
Meanwhile, at the hall of justice.....

The dishonourable SG Magnus was plotting to execute the heroic con known as Sixshot for....

having too many alt modes.
Quickswitch was also

Put on trial, Quickswitch was acquitted because he served the Autobot empire cause, while Sixshot was sentenced to....