A NEW GAME TO PLAY

It seems that Galvatron likes this game, a lot!

Galvatron went on an adventure but all he found was _________ at the end of the adventure he said "____________

Galvatron went on an adventure but all he found was a headache from the yelling minicons. at the end of the adventure he said "Next time I take no minicons with me!"


Ramjet was at _____ drive thru and ordered a _______ but instead got a _______

Ramjet was at the Galaxy first fly drive thou and ordered a space burger to go but instead got a burger that takes off the moment the wrapping comes off!

Ramjet then ordered _________ and it _________, Ramjet then asked why and the assistant replied "___________

Ramjet then ordered a cherry shake and it shook him until Ramjet's cherry popped . Ramjet then asked why and the assistant replied "good thing you didn't order a banana shake!"

When Dirge goes to the public __________ he's not sure which one _________

When Dirge goes to the public bottom pit, he's not sure which one leaves to Eldorado and the cities of energon!

When Galvatron goes to public __________, he's sure which one ___________

When Galvatron goes to public bathroom, he's sure which one is the worst smelling when he's done.

The last time SOP used a public_______________ he left a huge ______________ for the next user.

The last time SOP used a public library he left a hugegap in the Manga section for the next user to fill!

The Last time Ravage used a public ________ he left everything in ___________ to be sorted by _________

The Last time Ravage used a public swimming pool, he left everything in his pockets to be sorted by the police, FBI, SWAT and the local security guard.


Ravage prefers to listen to __________ music but Laserbeak always wants to listen to ___________

Ravage prefers to listen to soft classical music but Laserbeak always wants to listen to heavy metal!

Rumble prefers to listen to ___________ while Frenzy prefers to listen to ___________

Rumble prefers to listen to African native music while Frenzy prefers to listen to drunken Irish slander.

The last time Galvatron got a good ol' fashioned _____________ He was too ________ to enjoy it.

The last time Galvatron got a good ol' fashioned beating! He was too drunk to enjoy it!

When Sixshot went to the supermarket he ended up in _____________ and they put a tag on him and he was bought by ____________ for ____________

When Sixshot went to the supermarket he ended up in the freezer room fucking the loafs of beef and they put a tag on him and he was bought by Dr. Arkeville for a "science project"

Ravage once told Soundwave that he really was _________________ with a pitchfork while _____________ the city Mayor.

Ravage once told Soundwave that he really was a girl whose third alt mode had come with a pitch fork while Laserbeak wanted to become City Mayor, as he believed he would be far better than Ratbat at the job!

The good Dr Arkeville experiment on Sixshot and created mode number ___________ which enable Sixshot to transform into ____________

The good Dr Arkeville experimented on Sixshot and created mode number 47 which enables Sixshot to transform into portable shit house

Dirge dressed up like his own ___________ and got ran over by a __________

Dirge dressed up like his own mum which isn't hard considering that he doesn't have a mum and got ran over by a army of rampaging angry Galvatrons who were locked in a bitter dispute to claim who is the real mc coy!

Meanwhile the real Galvatron was ___________ on the ___________ planet, he had everything he could ask for until ___________

Meanwhile the real Galvatron was doing Soduku puzzles on the toilet on the Garbage planet, he had everything he could ask for until he ran out of toilet paper.


With only ______ until _______, SOP counts his _________ and hopes they are all _______

With only his guns until he out of ammo, SOP counts his vic, I mean volunteers and hopes they are all shitting themselves before dying painful deaths!

When Galvatron ran out of toilet paper he ___________ and demanded from __________ more and then he got what he wanted when it _____________ on top of him which made Galvatron even more _________

When Galvatron ran out of toilet paper he used the tape inside Ravage and demanded from Rumble more and then he got what he wanted when it was delivered on top of him which made Galvatron even more happy.

Dirge once was _____________ when he ran into ___________ then Dirges only choice was to terminate him the only way he knew how to. And that was to _________________ until he couldn't _____________

Dirge once was known by another name but when he ran into the Starscream clone machine, he came out different and then Dirge's only choice was to terminate him the only he knew how to. And that was to Shoot 50 rubber duckies until he couldn't shoot any more and then he killed himself, thus began the long line of Dirge's death cycles!

Upon death number ________ Dirge said to himself "This will be the last ___________ time that I ______ because I am getting ___________ of it!" However things do not always go to plan because afterwards he met ____________ and they started to _________

Upon death number 2 Dirge said to himself "This will be the last time I say last time that I die because I am getting bored to DEATH of it!" However things do not always go to plan because afterwards he met DEATH and they started to become best friends.


It's so __________ I could die!! It's so ________________!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's so He can live forever and a day, I could die! It's so lovely not living!

When Galvatron went down to the woods today, he saw a great big ___________ and then Galvatron ___________

When Galvatron went down to the woods today, he saw a great big Elkatron and then Galvatron shot the elkatron and took it home.

Dirge wanted to ________ _________ so hard he wanted to die.

Dirge wanted to see what Galavtron killed, sadly he wanted to see it so much and so hard he wanted to die for it!

When Sixshot went down to the woods, he met Red riding hood, he then asked her to remove her hood and she revealed herself to be ___________ Sixshot's jaw dropped open, he had to ________ up

When Sixshot went down to the woods, he met Red riding hood, he then asked her to remove her hood and she revealed herself to be Arcee. Sixshot's jaw dropped open, he had to fuck her face up


Rumle was just about to ___________ when he was _______by Soundwave. So he had to _________ until he was alone again.

Rumle was just about to go down to the woods when he was summoned by Soundwave. So he had to dress as a clown and preform tricks until he was alone again.

Galvatron's second stop in the woods he encountered the big bad wolf and asked him _______ to _______ house, the wolf then asked Galvatron to direct him to ___________ house!