A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Galvatron's second stop in the woods he encountered the big bad wolf and asked him demandingly to take him to his house, the wolf then asked Galvatron to direct him to his own house!

When Dirge took _____________ along with Predaking, _______ had to sale his own _______ to get back in.

When Dirge took life insurance along with Predaking, he had sell his own spark to get back into the club house!

When Sixshot went furrier into the woods he met _________ who asked him to direct him to _________ house, Sixshot then pointed and said "_______________!" Then he ________

When Sixshot went (furrier   ) into the woods he met Alpha Trion who asked him to direct him to Old MacAdams Oil house, Sixshot then pointed and said "Over there muthafuckaaaa!" Then he shot Alpha Trion in his rusty ass back.

SOP pissed off Dirge who then _________ his mod stick in half and told SOP to rub them together to _________

SOP pissed off Dirge who then died to get his mod stick in half and told SOP to rub them together to make Dirge turn into a cake!

When Dirge went into the woods, he met the big bad wolf who was armed with a _________ and he took one look at Dirge and then pointed his __________ and said "__________

When Dirge went into the woods, he met the big bad wolf who was armed with a carrot and he took one look at Dirge and then pointed his finger and said "you got a booger hanging down"

Grimlock was digging for __________ when his _______ got stuck up his__________

Grimlock was digging for gold (primus knows why) when his keen sense of smell told him something was nearby but it got stuck up his nose so he couldn't locate it!

Ravage was digging for ___________ in order to ____________ and get the approval of __________

Ravage was digging for a dog bone in order to please Weirdwolf and get the approval of Sixshot


When you realize that you don't have any _____________ you attempt to carry on with __________ and pretend you are _______ normal. But deep down, you feel ___________________ and itchy

When you realize that you don't have any carrots you attempt to carry on with life and pretend you are rather normal. But deep down, you feel jolly and itchy because you are really Santa Claus and the reindeer are on strike for the fact they get less pay, more work and no benefits!

When Santa had a malfunction on Christmas Eve, he found himself crash landing upon ________ roof and he had to call ___________ to fix his malfunction, the source of the malfunction was ___________

When Santa had a malfunction on Christmas Eve, he found himself crash landing upon Galvatron's roof and he had to call Ratchet to fix his malfunction, the source of the malfunction was a giant hole in the side of the sleigh from what appears to be a laser cannon.

When Dirge didn't get what he wanted for Christmas he ________________ Santa until he made the elves his personal _______________ and forced them to _____________ until he _________

When Dirge didn't get what he wanted for Christmas he went and robbed a shop until Santa until he made the elves his personal naughty police and had them hunt down Dirge and forced them tomake him talk until he talked about how many times he had died!

At Galvatron's Christmas table, everyone was _________ until the _________ was served and this made everyone even more _________, then Galvatron tapped a ________ to make the room go silent and then he held up his ____________ and said "_____________

At Galvatron's Christmas table, everyone was farting until the Optimus Prime carcas was served and this made everyone even more gassy. then Galvatron tapped a fembot's ass to make the room go silent and then he held up his laser cannon and said "all hookertrons are being paid for by SOP's credit card!!... This is my Christmas gift to you all!!"

Sixshot was in wolf mode sleeping under the ______________ when up on the roof he heard a ______________ he transformed into his jet mode to see what ______________. When down the chimney came _______________ with a huge _______________ for Dirge.

Sixshot was in wolf mode sleeping under the throne of evil when up on the roof he heard a great big FART, he transformed into his jet mode to see what made the fart. When down the chimney came an elf with a huge tomb stone for Dirge!

When Galvatron looked at his bills for December, he found that the whole party been paid for by him and a note that said "Sorry but Six said the party was on you!" Galvatron went to Sixshot's room and ___________ on the door until ________ opened it and he saw __________ on the bed with a glass of _________ and they said "Yo, what's ____________!" Galvatron's jaw just ____________ !

When Galvatron looked at his bills for December, he found that the whole party been paid for by him and a note that said "Sorry but Six said the party was on you!" Galvatron went to Sixshot's room and peeked through the key hole on the door until Sixshot was finished with the last hookertron and then he opened it and he saw a blow up sheep on the bed with a glass of used condoms and they said "Yo, what's the secret password!" Galvatron's jaw just hung in silence and said... "That's my sheep!"

SOP was secretly playing with___________ when suddenly Santa came in and said __________ or you will go ________. And your hands will grow __________

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I got nothing for what you wrote, Galvy!  

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