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Energon Pub
by Galvatron Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:03 pm
After killing off the Whor-icons, the Decepticon go to the bar and drink some Energon at the Energon Pub. A place where ALL Cybertronians are welcome and my enter without being attacked.
The Decepticons walk in and hang their weapons on the gun rack next to the door.
The gun rack is in fact another Cybertronian fembot that places all the guns on her chestplate.
Hey fembot!! NICE RACK! GIGGITY!!
The Decepticons walk in and hang their weapons on the gun rack next to the door.
The gun rack is in fact another Cybertronian fembot that places all the guns on her chestplate.
Hey fembot!! NICE RACK! GIGGITY!!
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Re: Energon Pub
by Dirge Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:11 pm
* dirge walks up to the bar *
" first rounds on me guys what you having "
" first rounds on me guys what you having "
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Re: Energon Pub
by Galvatron Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:18 pm
Since you're buying Dirge, I'll take the Super-Size-Energon-Suprise. Stirred, not shakin'.
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Re: Energon Pub
by Dirge Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:23 pm
* dirge looks down the list and finds galvatron has ordered the most expensive item on there *
" yikes that expensive ....... "
* galvatron stands over dirge menaceingly *
" :affraid: ok ok youre the leader "
" yikes that expensive ....... "
* galvatron stands over dirge menaceingly *
" :affraid: ok ok youre the leader "
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Re: Energon Pub
by Rumble Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:55 pm
*Rumble having been dragged along to the bar puts his order in.*
"I'll have a Croque-monsieur and a stein of mead."
"I'll have a Croque-monsieur and a stein of mead."
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Re: Energon Pub
by bumblebee Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:24 am
just then they all hear a loud crash outside and look out the window to see this
BB gets out and walks up to the bar doors and kicks them open. walks up to the bar and orders the biggest mostergon there. turn around and looks at everyone
"What?? there was no parking attendant..
BB gets out and walks up to the bar doors and kicks them open. walks up to the bar and orders the biggest mostergon there. turn around and looks at everyone
"What?? there was no parking attendant..
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Re: Energon Pub
by Cliffjumper Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:53 pm
CJ strolls in just after BB
order one for me BB!
order one for me BB!
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Re: Energon Pub
by Galvatron Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:29 pm
As Bumblebee and Cliffjumper walk into the Pub, they hang their weapons on the Fembot's gunrack.
Galvatron approaches Bumblebee...
You crazy driver! Why did you not see the sign?
AUTOBOT PARKED VEHICLES WILL BE SMASHED!
Galvatron approaches Bumblebee...
You crazy driver! Why did you not see the sign?
AUTOBOT PARKED VEHICLES WILL BE SMASHED!
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Re: Energon Pub
by Dirge Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:23 pm
" damn this is getting expensive "
* the bartender hands dirge the bill and dirge nearly has a fuel pump attack *
" $250 ??????????????????????????????? :affraid: "
* dirge opens his cockpit and gets out his cash safe and starts to count out the cash but he only has $249.99
so he grabs bumblebee and turns him upside down and 1 cent drops on the floor *
" bingo "
* the bartender hands dirge the bill and dirge nearly has a fuel pump attack *
" $250 ??????????????????????????????? :affraid: "
* dirge opens his cockpit and gets out his cash safe and starts to count out the cash but he only has $249.99
so he grabs bumblebee and turns him upside down and 1 cent drops on the floor *
" bingo "
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Re: Energon Pub
by bumblebee Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:25 am
*kicks dirge in the wing almost snaping it off looks at galvatron *
well i just saved you about 3 seconds of smashing didnt i btw that was one of your former cons.
Looks at dirge rubbing his wing
hey you shook me dont blame me
well i just saved you about 3 seconds of smashing didnt i btw that was one of your former cons.
Looks at dirge rubbing his wing
hey you shook me dont blame me
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Re: Energon Pub
by Dirge Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:35 am
" you got a monstergon for 1 cent bugbot "
* looks at his wing and sees a bumblebee foot sized dent in it *
" who is going to pay for repairing me then "
* looks at his wing and sees a bumblebee foot sized dent in it *
" who is going to pay for repairing me then "
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Re: Energon Pub
by Galvatron Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:28 am
Galvatron runs back to the window to see Bumblebee's vehicle once more.
Ahh yes. That was a decepticon. A low rank protoform. It was his first mission to drive you under falling objects. He failed! No loss.
Galvatron returns to the bar and kicks Dirge on the other side of the wing, denting his wing back into shape.
There Dirge, happy now or do I need to play the violin for your borken heart?
Ahh yes. That was a decepticon. A low rank protoform. It was his first mission to drive you under falling objects. He failed! No loss.
Galvatron returns to the bar and kicks Dirge on the other side of the wing, denting his wing back into shape.
There Dirge, happy now or do I need to play the violin for your borken heart?
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Re: Energon Pub
by Cliffjumper Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:59 pm
HAHAHAHA
CJ nearly falls over laughing
wah wah wah ya big cone head
CJ nearly falls over laughing
wah wah wah ya big cone head
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Re: Energon Pub
by Rumble Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:44 pm
"Hey will you hurry up with my Croque-monsieur and a stein of mead? Its taking you days!"
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Re: Energon Pub
by Dirge Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:23 pm
" im partial to some violin music "
* dirge gets a violin out of his cockpit and starts to play it very badly meanwhile the bartender hands rumble his drinks
then dirge starts to sing ......... *
" WHAAAAAAAAAT BECOMES OF THE BROOOOOOOOOKEN HEARRRRRRRRRTED ......... "
* dirge gets a violin out of his cockpit and starts to play it very badly meanwhile the bartender hands rumble his drinks
then dirge starts to sing ......... *
" WHAAAAAAAAAT BECOMES OF THE BROOOOOOOOOKEN HEARRRRRRRRRTED ......... "
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Re: Energon Pub
by Rumble Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:42 pm
*Unimpressed with the live entertainment, Rumble attempts to eat his Croque-monsieur only to discover that it is stone cold.*
"What kind of place serves up cold food!"
*Rumble flings the Croque-monsieur across the room towards Dirge who just happens to be singing a nice loud long 'HEARRRRRRRRRTED'. The food hits him straight in the face. Abruptly the music stops.*
"What kind of place serves up cold food!"
*Rumble flings the Croque-monsieur across the room towards Dirge who just happens to be singing a nice loud long 'HEARRRRRRRRRTED'. The food hits him straight in the face. Abruptly the music stops.*
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Re: Energon Pub
by Dirge Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:03 pm
* dirge gets the croque-monsieur straight in the face and he looks at rumble *
" ok squirt lets try something different then "
* dirge opens his cockpit and gets out a custard pie and throws it at rumble then gets back to the singing *
" LOVE HURRRTS
LOVE SCARS
LOVE IS LIIIKE A DRUG THAT OVERRIDES THE PAIN ..... "
" ok squirt lets try something different then "
* dirge opens his cockpit and gets out a custard pie and throws it at rumble then gets back to the singing *
" LOVE HURRRTS
LOVE SCARS
LOVE IS LIIIKE A DRUG THAT OVERRIDES THE PAIN ..... "
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Re: Energon Pub
by Galvatron Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:08 am
Galvatron hears the screetching noise of Dirge's singing vocals.
He grabs a rotten tomato from the salad bar and places it in his laser cannon.
Blasting the tomato from his cannon, it hits Dirge right in the mouth making him silent.
I don't like that Nazareth song!
But here is a Nazareth song I like....
Galvatron starts singing in a deep rustic voice...
Heart breaker, soul shaker
Ive been told about you
Steamroller, midnight stroler
What theyve been saying must be true
Red hot mama
Velvet charmer
Times come to pay your dues
Now youre messin with a
A son of a bitch
He grabs a rotten tomato from the salad bar and places it in his laser cannon.
Blasting the tomato from his cannon, it hits Dirge right in the mouth making him silent.
I don't like that Nazareth song!
But here is a Nazareth song I like....
Galvatron starts singing in a deep rustic voice...
Heart breaker, soul shaker
Ive been told about you
Steamroller, midnight stroler
What theyve been saying must be true
Red hot mama
Velvet charmer
Times come to pay your dues
Now youre messin with a
A son of a bitch
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Re: Energon Pub
by Cliffjumper Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:41 am
oh my circuits!!! this is too much
CJ cringes from the lack of talent in the room
Bar-bot I need another energon beverage and fast! I gotta drown the noise out!
CJ cringes from the lack of talent in the room
Bar-bot I need another energon beverage and fast! I gotta drown the noise out!
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Re: Energon Pub
by Commander Megatron Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:57 am
*Strolls in and up to the bar*
"I will have a fine roasted Brazilian bean, with boiled water, some pasteurised liquid calcium and no saacharin."
*The barbot looks a little perplexed*
"I want a white coffee you idiot!"
"Rumble, come to me for a moment."
"I will have a fine roasted Brazilian bean, with boiled water, some pasteurised liquid calcium and no saacharin."
*The barbot looks a little perplexed*
"I want a white coffee you idiot!"
"Rumble, come to me for a moment."
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Re: Energon Pub
by bumblebee Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:25 pm
BB walks up to CM and Rumble hey squirt why dont we transform and play some real entertainment
they transform and it is noticed there isnt a tape player in BB concept camro mode.....
CM shakes his head
they transform and it is noticed there isnt a tape player in BB concept camro mode.....
CM shakes his head
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Re: Energon Pub
by Commander Megatron Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:22 pm
"Get with the times you two idiots!! Rumble, will you get outta there. Bumblebee, do you want something to drink?"
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Re: Energon Pub
by Rumble Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:47 pm
*Rumble ejects, transforms and lands alongside Megatron. Rumble is now free of custard pie remnants, having brushed them off inside Bumblebee.*
"What kind of futuristic concept is that, don't even got a tape deck!?"
"What kind of futuristic concept is that, don't even got a tape deck!?"
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Re: Energon Pub
by Cliffjumper Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:58 pm
CJ laughs aloud
Hey rumble why dont transform into an Ipod or something.... :P
Hey rumble why dont transform into an Ipod or something.... :P
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Re: Energon Pub
by shockwave Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:52 pm
*standing outside the bar Shockwaves hears banging noises,and loud yelling* Here we go again I hope I don't have to break anything up tonight" *shaking his head he walks inside*
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