101 things that Megatron keeps secret

240# He wants his next earth alt mode to be a train and a jet, so that he doesn't have to rely on Astrotrain!

#241: That he avoids Cybertronian tax laws by running a prostitution ring on Moonbase 2.

242# He really Starscream's big brother, Starscream knows this and its the reason he why he really wants to take over the leadership of the Decpticons because he believes its his destiny to be the emperor of the Galaxy!

#243: That he's stockpiled a large collection of orange caps and has the Decepticons use them for target practice at the skeet shoot range.

244# He once took a crash course in leadership prior to his rise as leader of the Decpticons but he found it was a load of rubbish!

#225 He had 'trigger enhancement' surgery

226# In one of Shockwave's Experiments he had his fusion canon connected to, two black holes and the result was the destruction of the cannon and Starscream's body, sadly, not Starscream's spark!

#227: That he never ran for President, despite all the t-shirts and posters made.

228# He ran for leader of the UN instead!

#229: That Megatron uses the same Q-tips to clean out his gun barrel that Soundwave uses to clean his built in cassette reader. (true story)

230# He was denied a job at Tidalwave productions because of his ambitions to take over the company!

#231: That he votes Republican and laughs out loud when he hears Obama preach about "gun control".

232# He got arrested for having a gun in a public place, but the judge threw the case out because there was no evidence and the judge was none other than Dreadwing from TFP

#233: That he was denied a passport to the US because he couldn't apply for a "concealed" handgun license. That and he's a 3 strike felon. Megatron ignores US laws and just visits illegally now.

234# He walks right through customs, if they try to stop him, he just shoots them!

#235: He never has to pay his NRA membership dues.

236# He doesn't pay any tax in any country, instead they pay him Tax!

#237: That he makes Soundwave wipe him down for prints after the murder of any Autobot.

238# He loves a good party where one can fire his gun all he likes!

#239: He only lets other Decepticons use him at the target practice range when there's moving targets!

240# Most often he sticks Starscream in a suit that looks like him and sends him out into the field and the other cons either can't tell the difference or simply don't care so long as they get to shoot something!

#241: That his Decepticons freelance and participate in Darth Vaders special forces operations during their spare time.

242# The emperor was just another puppet for him to command!

#243: That he wasn't born with a serial number.

244# He branded the one who tried to stick a serial number upon his butt with the number they were going to stick on him!