Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

by **Sixshot** Sat Jan 12, 2013 4:07 pm

#214: That he was really the murder weapon used during Abraham Lincolns assassination.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:46 pm

215# He was also the murder weapon in the John F K assassination

by **Sixshot** Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:37 pm

#216: He was the gun the gunman used in the failed Ronald Reagan assassination.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Sun Jan 13, 2013 5:00 pm

217# He tried to play the part of the machines in the Matrix films but got turned down!

by **Sixshot** Sun Jan 13, 2013 5:28 pm

#218: That he once lived off gun oil for a week when energon was in short supply.

by **Galvatron** Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:54 am

#219 the number of times he pulls his own trigger in one day

by **Ramjet** Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:21 am

#220 He's not a member of the NRA.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:30 pm

221# He wears glasses to read human books!

by **Sixshot** Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:56 pm

#222: That he hates multiples of anything. Insecticons, Seeker molds and most importantly NUMBERS!

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:07 pm

223# Hates everything that doesn't end with Tron!

by **Sixshot** Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:27 am

#224: That he feeds the crust off his energon pizza to Ravage and Laserbeak. Then watches them fight over it.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:27 pm

225# He once dated Barbie before Ken showed up and upstaged him!
226# He killed Ken and at the same time inspired South Park's most famous catch Phrase ("They killed Kenny, their ********!")

by **Sixshot** Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:59 pm

#227: That he's sent death threats to President Obama if new gun control legislation passes and becomes law.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:48 am

228# the FBI found where Megatron keeps his cyberporn and was arrested for holding a fire arm illegally!

by **Sixshot** Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:04 pm

#229: He once lost his clip (bullets) while Starscream was pistol whipping one of the mini-bots not too long ago.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:30 am

230# He caused the rain that lasted 40 days and 40 nights, by using a rain machine!

by **Galvatron** Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:54 am

#231 that one night at the Blue Oyster Bar

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:23 pm

232# One night in the bar became 50 nights because he forgot his wallet and had to wash the dishes!

by **Sixshot** Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:20 am

#233: He always stiffs his cab drivers. When the cabbies ask twice for ride fair, Megatron transforms and puts holes in their engines.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:52 am

234# He likes to skip with a skipping rope!

by **Sixshot** Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:08 am

#235: He likes to rub his rub-sign when noone's looking.

by **Ramjet** Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:41 am

#236 ALL of his trip to Mexico

by **Galvatron** Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:17 am

#237 putting a monolith on the moon of Mars Phobos.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:54 pm

238# He was the man in the moon, that was when he was craving his likeness into the moon's surface!

by **Sixshot** Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:56 pm

#239: That that cosmic rust gave him uncontrollable acne.

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