Transformers Rap

We each write one or two lines of a rap song that either a) must consecutively rhyme or b) ends up rhyming with the last word of the previous poster. I'll kick things off...

Galvatron and crew were some mean ass dudes with a fucked up attitude,
I thought you knew!

Sixshot's insane when he got on the plane he couldn't explain

he forgot he also flew.

It's all because Galvatron bought all the decepticons shots of energon with some hookertrons while he was making it rain.

Ramjet has a big set and when they bounce they cause him pain

It's the size of his cone all alone make the women want his bone.

That's called his landing gear but knowing that doesn't make you queer.

And the size of his cone isn't well known but I'll leave that alone while I grab my phone.

I gave Rumble a call yeah he's across the ocean ya'll. He said he's crumbling down all the walls.

Rumble records all the calls for playback later.
Until the tapes start dragging and he's labeled a traitor.

Rumble's a lova and not a hatah

But you can't put him in a CD playah

Soundwave may have made him upgrade and that's all fine,
But it looks like he's been rubbing a little too hard on that decepticon sign!

Soundwave gets confused and don't know what to do

Is Rumble red or is he blue

Hell, Soundwave's bitch don't even have a clue.
He gave her an anal probe and that bitch shit out a zoo!

He probed her ass and came too quick

Now the poor bastard has rust on his dick

Not to mention leaking batteries for balls...
But don't dare tell Soundwave his dick is too small!

Too small to call gotta have Percepter to see it

Makes Rumble look tall gotta see it to believe it

Reflector snapped photos just to prove it was there..
While all the others just stopped and stared, Starscream whipped his out to laugh and compare.

Reflector zoomed in as close as he can get.

At the end of it all, Starscream was the one upset.

Upset that Soundwave got caught on camera masterbating..
But yet, he does it 3x more often and still no pictures, talk about hating!

Then take a look at Sixshot that brothah

He's a badass motherfuckaah

Yeah, I got skreet cred 'cause them Aerialbots went down like some bitches...

One hitter trigger quitter for each of those snitches.

5 down in six ways

Sixshot duz wut sixshot sayz

Sixshot's a killa' but he learned from the best!
Galvatron's a crazy ass mufucka' no Decepticon wants to test!

Anybody wanna try your luck

Mess with me and you're gonna get fuckt

Don't give Galvatron no fuss, he's turned whole planets to dust!
Best leader ever! He'd rather die from cosmic rust than considering help from an Autobot a must!

Take a look at Ramjet, that crazy seeker

Challenge him to find you are the weaker

Ramjet's made to "take a lickin' and keep on tickin'!"
But sometimes it looks like his nosecone is made out of styrofoam.