101 things Dark Saviour has done to make the News!

now convince the Princess to do the same thing.

#12: Put a hit out on Lance Armstrong for owing him steroid money. Even threatened to take Lances other nut if he didn't pay up.

that's a good one Six-r.

#13: Installed toll booths at all the hidden underground tunnels the Mexicans use for drug cartels and later expanded his business to Pakistan and started charging the Taliban in their tunnels as well.

#14 stole ruby chrystals of burma and destroyed Sherman dam

#15: Fired off his AK-47 at President Obamas inauguration speech this past Monday.

#16: A Cybertronian was arrested after Oregon State Police pulled him over and seized more than 12 pounds of crystalized methegon on Thursday morning on Interstate 5 near Ashland.



At around 8:40 a.m., an Oregon State trooper stopped a 2006 Nissan Altima with California license plates going northbound on Interstate 5 near milepost 5 for speeding. The car contained a single Cybertronian identified as Desaras Prime, from Kaon Cybertron.



After further investigation, the trooper seized about 12.5 pounds of crystalized methegon with an estimated value of $190,000 in the vehicle.



Desaras was arrested without incident and taken to the Jackson County Jail on charges of unlawful manufacture, possession and distribution of a controlled substance – crystalized methegon. His excuse "I'm going to Galvatron's neighbor's house"

Galvatron wrote:His excuse "I'm going to Galvatron's neighbor's house"

That's just what Galvatron told him to say if he got caught! We ALL know what's really up~!

#17: Had a nationally televised telethon where he raised money for the rust plague by having a threesome with Casey Anthony and Jodi Arias. All filmed from prison of course.

#18 took the band TOOL to court and tried to sue for copywrites to the song "Prison Sex"

#19: hosted his own "special edition" episode of Unsolved Mysteries until the camera panned offscreen and shown Ultra Magnus dead alongside Robert Stack. He was later arrested but managed to pin the murders on Overlord and afterwards took control of the Destron forces.

#20 won Guinness records for consuming the most chocolate shakes in one sitting

#21: double post. so what.. call me a whore....... can't pass this opportunity to share the latest news that Dezaras Prime made....

Residents of Mooloolaba, a beachside Australian town, woke to an unexpected sight on Monday morning -- the beach and streets covered in up to 10 feet of Cyber-sperm.

The frothy white substance is a freaky side effect of Dezaras Prime leaving the porn film marathon and ejaculating everywhere, which caused damage throughout Queensland.

Humanoid tourists and residents were enjoying the sticky fluff, playing in it and taking lots of pictures. But they had to tread carefully. In a video posted to YouTube, police and onlookers were stunned to see a car emerge out of the foam like a sea monster rising from the deep. Every female citizen is now pregnant. I would hate to have Dezaras Prime's child support bill.

Galvatron wrote:#21: double post. so what.. call me a whore....... can't pass this opportunity to share the latest news that Dezaras Prime made....

.... ...seriously though, that was EPIC! +1

So I spunked in Oz! That the best you've got?

Dezaras Prime wrote:So I spunked in Oz! That the best you've got?

Afterwards every muddafucka in Australia had to go buy slicker suits and slip proof shoes. Lucky for 'dem it qualified as a tax writeoff.....lucky muddafuckas!
(Sorry I have Transformers the Movie '86 DIRTY version engraved in my memory banks now)

#22: Caused a power-outage at the Super Bowl last night! Lots of people claimed it was a conspiracy theory, spearheaded by gambling rings in Las Vegas....we all know Dez just needed to refuel and fly back home after a wild Saturday night spent here on Earth!

Yes that was me. I confessed on Facebook.

Sixshot wrote:#22: Caused a power-outage at the Super Bowl last night!

dammit Sixshot! I was going to do that! I repped you for digging into my brain once more.

#23: Test fired his new rocket launcher over Mother Russia and made the earthlings believe it was an asteroid shower.

#24 dressed up as a donkey to perform in the Mexican donkey shows

Let's not forget I had sex in a bus stop.

#26 Dezaras Prime made a news statement on ch 69 news claiming that his initials D.P. mean more than just Dezaras Prime.

#27: Got away with test firing his new rocket launcher over Mother Russia so he fooled the humans once more by launching an assault on Galvatron from just beyond Northern California!

Reference

28# Revealing he is the Playstation 4 and someone stole his controller!

Actually (spoiler alert) I'm the XBox 720

Dezaras Prime wrote:Actually (spoiler alert) I'm the XBox 720

How do we know that your not the Wii U?

29# (or is it 31#?) He beat up the first batch of terrorists he could find and got labelled a terrorist to terrorists!