101 things Unicron can do to you

1. plays mind control games

#2 eat you (obvious one :lol!:)

#3 Can make things sound like they are too good when comparing with alternatives.

#4 make you look very small and whimpy

#5 and frail

#6 Make you look useless when he is done with you.

#7 gives me migraines

#8 not just you but gives everyone monstrous headaches/processor-aches.

#9 and create a giant purple sexy beast from the image of a dull grey power hungry Cybertronian

#10. make the weather better.

#11 blocks you from getting sunburn

#12 Make you fat by increasing your gravity?

#13:- Set your ass on fire

#14 make you regret you sat foot on the planet he have selcted for his next meal :lol!:

15- Unicron can poop you out without even touching the sidewalls.

#16:- Bend you to his will

Galvatron wrote:15- Unicron can poop you out without even touching the sidewalls.

:lol!: :bart:

#17: Catch that runaway asteroid he just blew out of his nose...before it hits Earth.

#18 encourage you to believe in the Mayan calendar

#19:- Fart hard enough to send you throo a brick wall

#20: Quit causing Pseunamis

EDIT: you're lucky Unicron. I don't think anyone else has started their own 101 thread here in Vortex. I think the reason being is so that other members can have fun at the subjects expense. Topics like this one here are hard to reply to...

#21:- Make you into Mrs Unicron at will

#22: Keep me from buying sunscreen.

#23 make you think of 101 ways to die

#24 Barf up the remains of some of the planets that he has eaten on you.

#25 make you wonder exactly how much energon does it take to make him function

#26 makes you wonder how big he really is....I know that he is large but how large.