101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Detective Barricade wrote:#24 Pay Mindwipe five energon credits to brainwash Megatron into handing the reigns of leadership over.

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#26: Showed the completed listings prices of both Megatron and Galvatrons cannon accessories from Ebay off to Swindle, convinced him it was a good investment, and made arrangements for him to keep 100% of the proceeds for anonyminity throughout the crime process..

#27 shot Easter eggs at Galvatron

#28 - Let Skalor and Blot loose in Megatron's quarters.

#29 unplugged Megatron's recharging booth

#30 - Steal Galvatron's twinkies.

THAT SONUVABITCH!! I'LL KILL HIM!!
#31 hid Galvatron's 9volt battery

32# Lcok Megatron in a VR sim where he is crushing all of his enemies single-handy, while Starscream uses a fake corpse to convince the Decepticons that Megatron is DEAD, thus taking the so called mantle of leadership, at least until a purple robot with a big orange gun turns up!

#33: Had the missing Thundercracker (or was it Skywarp?) dress up as a repaint of Starscream during the Coronation Ceremony, tricking Galvatron into thinking he was dead.

It was Acidstorm who got repainted!

34# Go back in time, kill Megatron before throwing him out the side of Astrotrain!

#35 - Convince Shockwave that it was only logical for him to lead the Decepticons, right before Bruticus trashed Tarn and Shockwave's lab. And Starscream screamed like a little girl.

36# Stole the Decepticon Matrix of leadership

#37: Implanted hypno-chips on Arcee and Elita One and convinced them they were Galvatrons sex slaves. Shortly afterwards, Starscream snuck in.....rubbed one out and stole Galvatrons cannon and had it modified to become his new nosecone.

#38 placed so many funny jokes on the Lair that Galvatron nearly died laughing.

#39: Tattoed an Autobot symbol on Megatron while he was sleeping (probably punch drunk on energon), hooked some tow cables up to his ass and dropped him off somewhere close to the Ark.

#40 used Megatron as an achor while fishing for sharkticons

41# Dressed up as Galavatron, until the cons decided to have some fun between the two Galvatrons!

#42 Held an election STARSCREAM vs GALVATRON for President. He tried to get the US Senate to represent him. But they stayed back from this election due to the many failures in the past.

43# Reprogramed Galvatron into a mindless drone that shines his boot and kisses it to!

BLASPHOMY!!

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#44 secretly told all the autobots Megatron's master plans. Therefor the Autobots were always prepared and Megatron failed everytime. Almost causing the Decepticons to vote for Starscream as leader. But it didn't work because Megatron was changed into Galvatron and kicked everybodies asses and destroyed Starscream.

45# Used a mass cloning technique from Naturo to kick Megatron's butt, left, right, centre, up and down, before throwing him out the nearest airlock, but then the clones fought for who should be leader until Laserbeak declared himself leader because he was the only con who succeeded at his missions!

#46: Reprogrammed Megatron to say 3 words or less, which left him only with "Decepticons Retreat!" as an option. Starscream proved him to be a failure and later was voted in as the new leader.

#47 Used Megatron as the butt of all of his jokes. Making Megatron imbarrassed to be seen in public

48# Toss Galvatron into an ice field on a lifeless planet and leave him to freeze!

#49 - Told Predaking that Megatron dissed his motherboard, and that he was the sissiest thing he ever had the displeasure of working with.

50# Build an army of Drones loyal to him and sweep aside his rivals!