101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

#51 - planted a powerful bomb on Galvatron's back while he was sleeping, thanks to some...hired help who got her payment in more ways than one, if you know what I mean...

52# open a trap door underneath Galvatron as he tried to sit upon his throne, the door leads to nowhere because it has no end to it!

#53 put cosmic rust in Megatron's bath water

54# Unleash the Kremzeek on him, but his plan backfired because the Kremzeek wasn't on anyone's side but his own!

#55 became allies with Skeletor. But that failed because Megatron became allies with He-Man

56# Teamed up with the Monster Vines, only for Megatron to blow Sawboss into ashes!

#57 became allies with Mumm-Ra. Only to fail when Galvatron became allies with the Thundercats after he accidentally knocked up Cheetarah

58# Last Resort, Starscream teamed up with the big cheese from Little Tokyo, but Speedy Cerviche used his Ginsu sword, cut Starscream down to size

#59 while in Japan, Galvatron got a massive case of the yellow fever. That kept him busy for a long long time

60# Got Megatron a date with Barbie, only for the two to return with Fashion drones as their kids!

#61 became allies with Superman but that failed because Galvatron became allies with Chuck Norris.

62# Teamed up with Freeza from DBZ, only to have Megatron team up with Cell from DBZ

Tried to put laxatives in Galvatrons rice pudding to make GALVY shit himself dead.

Failed because dirge ate the rice pudding.

#64 became allies with Lex Luger. But that failed when Galvatron became allies with Superman

65# Tried to use the light of the Centre Nova from AKB0048 but the girls only wanted to sink and bring light to people's hearts, thus, Starscream's plans were foiled before they could be executed!

#66 recored his plans on Laserbeak's cassette tape. Not realizing that Laserbeak never fails Megatron and played back the tape to him. Unveiling all of Starscream's private recordings.

67# Flush Galvatron down the loo, only to find that Galvatron's boot just crushes the loo!

#68 burned all of Megatron's blueprints to universe domination. Hoping to leave Megatron clueless on what to do next. But SS forgot that Megs also had everything saved on a backup disc.

#69:- Planted a nuke bomb in Galvys' shitter.

Unfortunately Galvy had just sold that room to Ramjet

70# Gave Megatron two free tickets to see the Auto show, not knowing it was run by a robot named Convoy!

#71:- Hired Deaths Head to assasinate Galvatron for the sum of 10,000 Shanix

72# Got Lockdown to steal Megatron's fusion cannon with the intent of having him dispose of Megatron, but Lockdown was only interested in Megatron's cannon!

#73:- Teamed up with Shockwave to overthrow the Decepticon leader

(Editors note:- This ACTUALLY DID happen in the G1 comic. I couldn't think so I stole it)

74# Threw Shockwave out of the base after agreeing to joint leadership

#75:- Tried to tie Megatron to his chair, telling him it was his birthday and it was a party game