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At the Party, Starscream found it odd to have any of the cake because he was on a cyber diet. Everyone threw frosting at him because of his inability to have the munchies. so he decided to leave by the nearest wall leaving everyone else with the damage to pay and they had a jolly good time cleaning up the mess.

Instead of a vacuum, Octane invested in a _________. They keep the place clean, Octane stays off their _________.

Instead of a vacuum, Octane invested in a dustbin lorry. They keep the place clean, Octane stays off their dirty streets!

Vortex wanted to be a movie star but all he could find was _________ and it paid rather badly until he called up a friend and that friend was _________

Vortex wanted to be a movie star but all he could find was a local weather-bot and it paid rather badly until he called up a friend and that friend was Torkutron.

When Grimlock had his _______ he felt much more ______________ until Slag ________ and had to remove it with tweezers

When Grimlock had his teeth removed, he felt much more like a jester until Slag gave him a golden crown and had to remove it with Tweezers!

Grimlock went to the casino, wearing his crown, the owner of the Casino was ________ and he tried to swindle Grimlock out of all his energon chips but Grimlock had the luck of the ________ on his side and everything he was meant to loose, he won, thus _________ went bankrupt while Grimlock spent his winnings on__________

Grimlock went to the casino, wearing his crown, the owner of the Casino was pleased to see a moron walk in with money and he tried to swindle Grimlock out of all his energon chips but Grimlock had the luck of the virgin on his side and everything he was meant to loose, he won, thus the casino went bankrupt while Grimlock spent his winnings on fishing gear.

Hound was _________ with his holograms in a giant ____________

Hound was trying to make Mirage's request with his holograms in a giant room but all he managed to make was a cheese sandwich!

Grimlock, sat besides a lake fishing with the other Dinobots when __________ caught something and it took a team _______ to get it in and when they saw the size of it, Grimlock said "_______

Grimlock, sat besides a lake fishing with the other Dinobots when Slag caught something and it took a team of Dinobots and Technobots to get it in and when they saw the size of it, Grimlock said "fishy almost size of Galvatron's giant laser cannon"

When Octane drinks too much _______ he tends to view ________ and want to _________________ and he usually ends up with _____________ and a restraining order

When Octane drinks too much energon he tends to view everything in black and white 3D and want to shag the nearest fembot he can see and he usually ends up with some poor female Sharkicon and a restraining order for shagging inter species fembots!

When Galvatron stole Santa's sleigh, he took it to _________ and asked for him, to examination the content of Santa's bag and they concluded that it was _________ illogical because it defies ________

When Galvatron stole Santa's sleigh, he took it to Reflector and asked for him, to examination the content of Santa's bag and they concluded that it was reefer, bongs, condoms, potato chips, and rolling papers. they thought it was rather illogical because it defies the fact that Sixshot has no lungs.

When Rumble hid in the __________ in cassette mode, he couldn't help but peek at __________. His ________ is what blew his cover.

When Rumble hid in the bag in cassette mode, he couldn't help but peek at all the toys for the Autobots. His Brash brother is what blew his cover.

Galvatron found on the floor a ________ and he decided to spend it on ________

Galvatron found on the floor a shanix and he decided to spend it on pole dancing fembots.

Once SOP stepped on ________ he ultimatly became ___________ and helped out with the _____________ until he was ____________

Once SOP stepped on Galvatron he ultimatly becamethe Emperor of Destruction and helped out with the destruction of the planet Gobatron until he was done with that planet!

Leader one escaped the destruction of his world until he met in a dark alleyway on Cybertron _________ and they ________, then they walked away whistling _________

Leader one escaped the destruction of his world until he met in a dark alleyway on Cybertron SOP and they shagged then they walked away whistling the Thundercats theme music

Sixshot was __________ when Dirge ______________ and ran to tell Ramjet who was also ______ three blocks down the road.

Sixshot was going out with Scotter who also escaped Gobatron when Dirge butted in and ran to tell Ramjet who was also was dating the female Renegade three blocks down the road.

Stomping and Tromping over the mountain came _________ and they walked up to the bar and ordered ________, the bartender looked at them and said ________

Stomping and Tromping over the mountain came Skywarp and Thundercracker and they walked up to the bar and ordered a keg of whiskey, the bartender looked at them and said "well as long as we don't experience the same thing that happened last time.

Last time, Skywarp stripped his metal body armor off and ______

Last time, Skywarp stripped his metal body armor off and did the Cancan dance followed up by a bad impersonation of a drunk Galvatron!

When Skywarp had done that last time, he got ________ out of the bar and landed in a pile of _______

When Skywarp had done that last time, he got tossed out of the bar and landed in a pile of Galvatron's puke.

SOP was _______ late one night when his ________ walked in and caught him with ______

SOP was drinking heavily late one night when his mobile spoke as it walked walked in and caught him with his 180 shot of energon!

Galvatron walked through the doors of the bar that Skywarp & TC were in but then the door shut in his face and he yelled "__________!" Then with his mighty cannon he ________ the door into ______

Galvatron walked through the doors of the bar that Skywarp & TC were in but then the door shut in his face and he yelled "I OWN THIS PLACE YOU BASTARDS!!" Then with his mighty cannon he blasted the door into millions of microscopic particles.

It was mid June when SOP experienced having a ________ moment with a flute. From then on he ______ wanted to ________ at a flute again.

It was mid June when SOP experienced having a life changing moment with a flute From then on he used the flute when he want to have the Dragonzord arise by playing the at flute again!

It was mid May when Galvatron realized that he need to attack _________ because it was in his _______ to do so, only then would he be _________

It was mid May when Galvatron realized that he need to attack some hookers because it was in his GTA 5 game to do so, only then would he be king of LOS SANTOS

Everybody should get _______ so we can all team up and be a huge __________and destroy all the other _____________players.

Everybody should get Civilization 5 so we can all team up and be a huge on the others and destroy all the other nations belonging to the other players!

Galvatron adopted a _________ for a pet and he let it loose on Dirge who tried to _______ for his _____ while Galvatron _________ at the scene, but then it looked at Galvatron and transformed into Galvatron's worse nightmare which was _________

Galvatron adopted a Rattlesnake for a pet and he let it loose on Dirge who tried to play with it's rattle for his own personal entertainment while Galvatron laughed at the scene, but then it looked at Galvatron and transformed into Galvatron's worse nightmare which was another Dirge.

SOP adopted a___________ for a pet and it had __________and it bit him and he had to have _________ until he was cured.

SOP adopted a cat for a pet and it had spy on Galvatron and it bit him and he had to have his shots until he was cured.

When Galvatron was cured, he no longer looked like Galvatron in the mirror, instead he looked like _________, Galvatron said to his reflection "__________

When Galvatron was cured, he no longer looked like Galvatron in the mirror, instead he looked like Megatron. Galvatron said to his reflection "Mirror mirror on the wall... I am the sexiest of them all!"

It seems that _______________ this game