101 things Dirge did while he was dead

#50 became a new Dirge

#51 Filled his cockpit up with brand new worthless shit

#52 read his porn magazines

#53:- Had a #1 hit singing "THE HENS ARE COMING"

#54 tried to shoot the hens with his cow launcher

#55 finally crossed the bog on a quad bike

#56:- After crossing said bog on quad bike, got it stuck in the bog behind the first one

#57 Desperately worked hard to get it unstuck

#58:- After working for three weeks to get it unstuck, got chased by the mounted police!!!

#59: fucked a goat while high on bath salts.

#60 became a father from the goat

#61:- Went on a mission to find the lost city of underpants

#62:- Watched a lot of Spongebob Square Pants. While wearing his Spongebob underpants.

#63:- Had an intrepid voyage to the bottom of the sea looking for a pineapple

#64: Became a doomsday prepper.

65 re-wrote the Mayan calendar to make it end one day sooner

#66:- fed the 5000

#67 watched Benny Hill reruns

#68 Went searching for the meaning to life.

</A>#69 (whoohoo)

Spent 24 hours in the Clitheroe castle and became the ultimate Clitheroe champion

#70 Fed his Robosheep continuously.

#71 tried building a bridge to Ireland from the UK

Galvatron wrote:#69 (whoohoo)

Spent 24 hours in the Clitheroe castle and became the ultimate Clitheroe champion.

Bravo! Bravo! You sir get a reputation point for that.

#72: Had an estate sale but advertised it as a carboot (yardsale).

the name of that town just cracks me up. 1st time Dirge mentioned it on msn, i was on the floor laughing so hard and in tears.

#73 visited old people at the retirement home

#74:- attempted to conquer Clitheroe from said castle