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start wearing an orange jacket with a orange hood on it!" Dirge replied "That's NOT......

What I want to do, I want to have a green coat with a conehood.

Totally baffled, death agreed to let dirge ......

Go through, but Death was a tricky bastard, he let Dirge go al-right, through a door and Dirge suddenly found himself looking at Death's collection of suckers who all tried to get a life but they had.....

Dirge Syndrome, meaning they'd never be alive, even though they were alive. Then...

Death gave them a screening of his latest home movie, entitled "Death to us arrive!" It drove everyone....

to a mass suicide. Where they all lived happily ever after.
If you think that makes no since, try....

"Making sense!" said a disinboded voice of Dirge, whose ghostly image was floating around! Death flipped up his fist and it went into Dirge's ghostly face and sent him flying backwards and it landed in......

a dump truck full of cow manure.
Dirge took Death's Scythe and hooded cloak to become..

The Grim Reaper's apprentice and ended up with two kids called Billy and Mandy, who drove him.....

to death multiple times.
Dirge was the newest grim reaper and wanted to be called....

the top reaper but was beaten to it by the ordinal and the best! Dirge spoke "What's that over there?" He pointed, the top reaper looked there and then Dirge went and ........

Ran like a bitch because he was terrified of...

Dez, holding up the middle finger! When Dez did this, it caused the whole afterlife to.....

Run away and hide.

Dirge went and coaxed the afterlife out of hiding, but unfortunately for him, Galvatron was ................

Hiding inside of the crowd and he killed Dirge again, so not thought but ten thousand years later, Dirge finally.....

Came back to life again after the resurection of Osama Bin Laden.

This time Dirge tiptoed quietly to his room, only to find in there .....

Ravage who was busy scratching out the cyberfleas from his shell! He looked at Dirge and said "What, you were dead and I wanted space to do cat like things, got a problem?" Dirge replied "......

Get outta my room or I will get Robosheep to eat you!!!

After Ravage left, Dirge decided to ...............

Spring clean his room until he looked at the calendar and it put him in the middle of winter, so Dirge went to bed and hibernated the rest of the winter away, but he forgot to turn of the lights and when spring came a knocking, it was accompanied by someone from the board and that someone was.....

Galvatron holding Dirge's electric bill. Galvatron made Dirge work off the debt by...

shining every bot with the Dcon symbol on, boots, so the Autobots dressed up as cons and Dirge had to shine their boots, by the time he finished it, Galvatron's boots were dirty again which made Galvatron.......

wonder if it's worth it to shove them up the arse of every blue conehead seeker. Dirge became a profesional.....

Dead guy, but he found being a pro at being dead didn't pay the bills that kept mounting up, so he took a job as Galvatron's bellhop, but Galvatron's idea of a bellhop was different to Dirges idea which end with the two.....

Fighting on the fields of Trenzalore, where Dirge had a thousand tombs. Then...

got buried inside of one of those tombs, ten thousand years later, it was rediscovered by.....