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a virus from dining with the Decepticons. The virus caused SOP to,,..

Go totally bonkers. 

Galvatron stood by as SOP went into a .........

transformation malfunction.
The Decepticons stepped back to watch the entertainment as SOP.....

Found himself half transformed and stuck that way. 

After he had finished pissing himself, Optimus prime offered SOP .....

A Drink but he pored it all over Dirge and then shot all of the cons who laughed at him and left them smoking piles of molten slag on the floor! The only one who escaped this was Galvatron because he was to drunk to notice, considering he was crashed out behind the bar, going ...............

Hysterical with laughter at SOPs malfunction.

Eventually Ratchet arrived to fix SOP, but unfortunately  ........

he couldn't fix Galvatron due to the fact there was nothing to fix and Galvatron was to drunk to lift his arm to shoot Dirge! Dirge then called in to sort out Galvatron, the only ones for the job he could think of and they were ................

Macabre, Triton, Deaths Head and Riegel the Ridge Racer.

Unfortunately, Deaths Head had a bounty of 10,000 Shanix on Triton, so he .......

cashed in that bounty and only got half of what was said, so Death head then decided to ............

Take a bounty on Macabre after Dirge gave him Galvys credit card and PIN number. 

Deaths head emptied galvys account and used the money to ......

buy a really expensive pair of shades! When Galvatron found out, he..........

Put 10,001 Shanix on Deaths heads head. 

This backfired on Galvy due to ......

the fact he had no money! So Galvatron went to .............

The Citizens Advice. 

They helped him out by .......

telling him to get a proper job as galaxy conquer isn't classed as a job, so Galvatron got a job as a..........

street corner prostitute.
Only having women customers, Galvatron's income....

dropped until he created a sex shop and then his income went sky high, but he couldn't keep all of the numbers in check so he hired to sort this..........

Bumblebee to count the blow up sheep. And he hired Dirge to keep track of all the.....

sheep, but Dirge hired Swindle to sort the mess out but Swindle made off with all of the takings because ..............

Dirge was busy selling the entire stock of blow up sheep to SOP. 

When Sixshot heard about the sex shop he .........

immediatly ran to the back video viewing rooms to see if Arcee was working the glory hole... instead he found out that it was none other than.........

SOP in there. 

This upset Sixshot so much that he went to Galvy and .........

shot him in the head, while SOP shot everyone else for making a mockery of him and on Sixshot's next visit he found Dirge at the pole with a target board on his chest and a note saying "I'm your target board, shoot me as you will!" So Sixshot pull out his guns and ............

Shot so accurately that he freed Dirge, who then repaired galvatron.

The three then murdered SOP by ...........

Death R US but sadly Death R US unmurdered him when they found out that they couldn't pay up, so SOP hired them to murder Dirge once more!