101 Different ways Dirge has died

99# Took a stroll in the mountains only to end up buried underneath one, which only Dirge could do, when discovered billions of years later, no one had a clue what was Dirge was until he came back to life, but then they reburied him and put a sign saying "Do not dig here until after the sun goes black!"

#100 fell off cliffs countless times chasing a Road Runner

101# Got hit by his own trap, meant to catch Roadrunner!

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#102:- drowned in a pool of pineapple juice