Re: 101 Different ways Dirge has died

by **Galvatron** Sun Nov 24, 2013 2:47 am

#49 tried bunjy jumping

by **Sixshot** Sun Nov 24, 2013 2:49 am

#50: Ingrown hairs from wearing stockings too long.

by **Galvatron** Sun Nov 24, 2013 2:54 am

#51 ran over by a steamroller

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Sun Nov 24, 2013 6:04 pm

52# Shot out of the skies by the Aerialbots!

by **Galvatron** Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:50 am

#53 got between Sixshot and the Aerialbots during Sixshot's fire, transform, fire, transform, fire, transform, fire, transform, fire, transform

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:48 pm

54# murdered by a Dalak when Dirge entered the time war hoping to make some energon!

by **Galvatron** Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:15 am

#55 got the cosmic rust

by **Sixshot** Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:42 am

#56: Offed himself once he caught the Hate Plague

by **Galvatron** Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:48 am

#57 got stuck in the freezer

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:00 am

58# 51 - 57 because he still couldn't learn his lesson!

by **Galvatron** Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:22 am

#59 shot by a farmer while shagging a turkey

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:21 pm

60# Became a baby's rattle which was thrown about a lot!

by **Galvatron** Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:17 am

#61 choked on chicken

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Wed Nov 27, 2013 1:16 pm

62# died by consuming a single egg, it clogged up his system due to the fact he can't digest eggs!

by **Galvatron** Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:35 am

#63 breathed too much British farm dirt.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Thu Nov 28, 2013 3:08 am

64# Got sprayed to many times by the US pest killer used on their farms!

by **Galvatron** Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:52 am

#65 melted by giant magnifying lense using the suns rays

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Thu Nov 28, 2013 9:02 pm

66# Tried to calculate the exact number of people who have died and yet to die between 1900 & 2400, all he got was as far as 42 before his brain melted from information overload!

by **Galvatron** Fri Nov 29, 2013 2:41 am

#67 had a blind date with the Grim Reaper

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:15 pm

68# 59 of the messages the Ravage recorded thread! hehehe

by **Galvatron** Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:08 am

#69 didn't come up for air while doing the 69'er

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:43 pm

70# Got on the wrong end of Santa's latest sleigh launch facuilty and ended up landing in the reindeer house and Dancer took out her hammer and hit Dirge until he was nothing more than a pancake on the floor, all because he saw her without her fur on!

by **Galvatron** Wed Dec 04, 2013 5:15 am

#71 had the christmas tree fall on him

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:39 pm

72# Got run over by Santa's sleigh when trying to hide on the roof so that he could steel Santa's goodie bag!

by **Galvatron** Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:37 am

#73 electrocuted while hanging christmas lights

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