101 things that Megatron keeps secret

#121: What he once found at the end of a Rainbow.

#122: How many reissues he's really had

#123: Why he wears his 'Monday' branded underwear on a Thursday.

#124: How the Hair Club for Men/Robots is scared to let him in.

#125 why his helmet looks like a mushroom head

#126: Why his passport has a 'Do not allow to travel' stamp on it.

#127 He still writes letters to Santa

#128 How he's been held up in customs more times than terrorist mail.

#129 where that orange cap "really" goes

#130: How he is still only reading basic level picture books.

#131: How many times humans have used him in robberies.

#132 how many robbers he's convinced to use him in robberies and share the profits and then kill the robber and take all the money.

#133: How many detectives have dusted his crotch for fingerprints

#134: What he uses to clean his barrel.

#135: What he cleans off his barrel.

# 136 How often he cleans his barrel


"I was cleaning it, and it just went off!"

#137 Who sights in his crosshairs when the other Decepticons are off on a mission.

# 138 His horrible counting skills

#139 That he uses flesh creatures for bait while Sharkticon fishing on Cybertron.

#140: Whose picture is in the heart-shaped locket that he sometimes wears.

#141: Which decepticons are cheating on their timesheets.

#142: Why his voice sounds so different when he speaks in English compared to Japanese.

#143: His unfiled tax returns

#144: How much he pays the maid to keep his secrets.