101 things that Megatron keeps secret

#189: That he once used the robo-snatcher as a date rape device on a regular basis.

190# Wonders why his 101 reasons became 189 reasons to keep secret!

#191: That he needs Dark Energon to turn the plastic pellets he shoots into something more dangerous

192# He likes standing against walls regardless if they can or can't hold his weight!

#193 secretly wrote a book called 202 secrets

#194: he was the one who set Kremzeek loose in the Decepticon breakroom last Aprils Fools

195# His energon in take system is the source of the Kremzeek outbreak that plagues the planet Neva

#196: The Decepticon Payroll. And the fact Starscream works for free.

197# Decepticon payroll exists only to fund his lavish apartment, where he spends his time, when he not trying to conquer cybertron or the galaxy!

#198: That none of the Decepticons can swim despite the fact they have an undersea base.

199# Only he is lava proof, the rest of the cons that were driven into the lava that time, were clones controlled by the real ones brains back in their undersea HQ

#200: how he's gotten all of us to reply 200x's to this thread.

201# Laughs insanely at the fact that we're still going, a hundred posts later!

#202: That he drinks a bottle of beer every time we post here.

203# Rips a piece of Galvatron's head off every time we post!

#204: How this thread has quietly moved into the 10th spot on Galvatrons Lair's 10 most posted in threads of all time. (fact)

205# Megatron desires to be number 1 at everything!

#206: His desire to be the subject thread of Galvatrons Lair.

207# To rule all forms everywhere using his ring of power!

#208: To never suffer from an itchy-trigger-crotch ever again

209# He wants to become an Avenger but the roster is full!

#210: That he's threatened to kill all High Moon Studios game designers if his alt. mode isn't a Walther P-38 in the next game.

211# Killed the makers of the Armada game for making him a tank!

#212: That he keeps the Kardashians as sex slaves every 3rd weekend of the month.

213# Every 2sd of the month, he goes Hobbit shooting, which is why Hobbits are now an endanger species