Lie to Me

Pretty simple. Post 3 things about yourself and whoever guesses which one is a lie gets to go next.

#1) I once fought three cops in a drunken stupor while walking down some railroad tracks.
#2) I once fell asleep doing 60 mph became airborne but didn't put a single scratch on the vehicle.
#3) I once killed a snake while riding a bike when it became lodged in the spokes.

2?

Galvatron wrote:2?

Nope. That actually happened. Had been up for days, nodded off at the wheel, jumped 2 culverts, swerved to the other lane, jumped one more and slid into a 180 before coming to a stop. The worst thing that happened was some rubber was shredded off the tires but none blew out. Fucking amazing I even lived that day, considering I wasn't wearing a seat belt. Angels were definitely with me, no doubt about it.

Anyone else?

1

Ramjet wrote:1

Nope. #1 is also true. I had acquired 3 public intoxifications (and disorderly conducts) before the age of 18. All since cleared. And all were on hard liquor, part of the reason why I usually stick to beer as an adult. The first two charges I never spent more than the weekend in jail and some community service with the 2nd charge. But the last one (mentioned above) I was 17 and spent 30 days in a Felony pod. Had my license suspended until I turned 20, which was total crap considering I wasn't even driving, but whatever (Arkansas laws). But yeah....someone called in on me for being loud as I was walking down the tracks and two officers met me a little ways down. A scuffle ensued before a 3rd officer finally showed up and was able to subdue me. Had to have the jailer the next morning explain to me what happened as i couldn't remember a thing.

#3 is a lie.

Wow! I cleared the board... Guess that means I'll go again:

#1) I once was caught shoplifting a transformers toy when I was 7 years old.
#2) I once set a family member on fire during a gasoline accident
#3) I once got caught in the middle of a massive gang fight between rival gangs.

2?

Galvatron wrote:2?

#2 is most definitely a lie. I had a cousin set "himself" on fire with gasoline and I had to help him put it out. But in no way, did I have anything to do with that. :lol!:

You're turn Galvy! Let's learn a little bit about you.

ok here i go

1) i once got a blowjob from a girl while my cousin was rummaging through her house for loot

2) I drove 35 miles with only 1 eye to get a piece of tail

3) I was evicted from my apartment for having too much loud sex.

...roflmao. fucking awesome list by the way!

I'm going to go out on a limb and say #3 is a lie?

yup 3 is a lie. 1 & 2 are true



you get to go again

we were never too loud because i suffocated her with a pillow



(oops did i just confess?)

Galvatron wrote:you get to go again

*facepalms*..fuck. Ramjet, you and Rumble need to get to guessing!

Ok, here it goes:

#1) I had to have my tonsils removed when I was 8 years old.
#2) I had a 3.5 GPA all the way through 11th grade.
#3) I almost drowned once as a kid and had to be rescued.

2?

drugs and alcohal cause brain dammmage

Galvatron wrote:2?

drugs and alcohal cause brain dammmage

Nope, that's actually true! I maintained a 3.5 GPA all the way through 11th grade and was even in honors (Pre-AP) courses. Meaning I was a grade ahead in Math, Science, English (Literature) and Social Studies (History) <------ my favorite subject. Was in Gifted and Talented during grade-middle school. Fucked it all up by spending 3 terms in the 11th grade, failing not due to grades but from not showing up enough. Partying and Pu$$y were more important than college at that point. *sighs*...I actually barely met the requirements to pass that final 11th grade year but was expelled during my Senior year for my flagrant tattoos. Got my GED and have made it (pretty well) on my own since.

Anyone else?

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I think 8 is too young for tonsils to go bad.

Ramjet wrote:1

I think 8 is too young for tonsils to go bad.

And you are right, my friend! #1 is most definitely a lie! My tonsils are just fine.

You're turn, Ramjet!

this is going to be interesting

1. I once sat in a cop car with a loaded bowl in my sock after just taking a hit, and didn't get busted.

2. I once got pulled over after stealing lights from an airport with an ounce of pot bagged in eight's and didn't get busted.

3. I once got pulled over with an eight ball of crank in a box of donuts and the cops didn't look in it.

I think 3 is a lie

Yep! That wasn't me, happened to my dad. Cops are funny. Go Al!

Ramjet wrote:3. I once got pulled over with an eight ball of crank in a box of donuts and the cops didn't look in it.

8 ball of crank and a box of donuts.... :lol!:....nobody can eat when they're on that shit. Freaking hilarious.

suprised the cops didn't confiscate the donuts

1) i once seen what I believe was a ghost

2) i once seen what I believe was a bigfoot

3) i once seen what I believe was a UFO

Since you're in Oregon, I'm going to say #1 is a lie.

nope 1 is the truth. On several occasions I believe I have had "ghostly" encounters. I've seen a shadow figure when I was real little, I seen a full body ghost when I was about 11 and I've heard the voice of a young child when I was in my teens.

Then I'm stumped. Anyone else?