Lie to Me

Stormfront wrote:Wow! What does one do when no one gets it?

You go again.

I'll have another go, seeing as things are quiet.

1) I used to have a recurring dream about masturbating on a bus.
2) I once got a boner at work, behind the bar (in summer) and a few customers noticed.
3) I one got teabagged by my boss, whilst asleep between shifts.

I hope number 3 is a lie but it would explain your pay raise.

going out on a limb i'm gonna say #3 is a lie

I was going to say #3 as well, Galvy. But I'm hoping #1 is a lie also, so I'll go with that as my answer.

dreaming about wanking on the bus is not as bad as actually doing it in reality (i'm not speaking from experience.... or am i)

3 is a lie.

I was teabagged, during my nap, by a co-worker.

, way to go Galvy! Your turn!

you got some messed up co-workers DP

crap.. now i gotta think of shit...

1- I got busted for shoplifting a bunch of candy

2- I woke up to 4 police guns pointed in the back of my head

3- I ate 2 complete bags of oreo cookies in one sitting

Sorry I forgot about my turn.

1 is a lie.

Knowing Galvatron, this is probably a trick question and what seems like the obvious lie is obviously the truth.

With that, I'm going to say #2 is a lie.

gonna wait to see if anyone else is gonna take a stab at it before I announce what is the lie

......ok

Galvatron wrote:you got some messed up co-workers DP

crap.. now i gotta think of shit...

1- I got busted for shoplifting a bunch of candy

2- I woke up to 4 police guns pointed in the back of my head

3- I ate 2 complete bags of oreo cookies in one sitting

1- is true- me and a friend were shoving candy into our pockets by the handfulls. That is until the store clerk walked up behind us. I seen him but my friend didn't as he's shoving candy in his jacket. I tap my friend on the should and nervously say "hey man, jokes over. put the candy back now" as he still shoves more handfulls of candy in his pockets, he says "joke? what are you talking about hurry up and get more candy!" The worker made us put all the candy back and never appear in his store again. LOL. we were back the next day to actually buy some Mt. Dew. and candy.

2- is true- believe it or not that unfortunatly happened. Let's just say we got a strange "package" in the mail. Smelled kinda funny if you know what I mean. After the mail truck drove off, a police squad came rushing in. My bedroom was in the garage. No windows and pitch dark 24 hours unless i turn a light on. That morning, i'm sleeping out in my room until i hear a knock on the door. "OPEN UP IT'S THE POLICE" I thought it was one of my buddies trying to be funny. Four police come rushing into my bedroom in the pitch black with flashlights. My first reaction is to reach for my eyeglasses so i can see wtf is going on. "DON'T REACH FOR NOTHING!!!!" is the last thing I hear before I'm pinned down handcuffed and 4 guns to the back of my head. I was about 17 or 18 at the time. To make a long story short, my brother don't grow and deal or smoke anymore. LOL! He got off on probation and never had to do time.

3- is the lie. I've only been able to eat 1 entire bag of oreo cookies in one sitting.



I get to go again.........



1 - I got in trouble for chasing girls in 4th grade

2 - I ate dog food when I was 3 years old

3 - I almost died when I was 15 years old

I'd believe all these, but I think you continue to eat dog food to this day, so I'll say 2 is a lie.

I'm going to say #3 is the lie. I believe the other two, but without more details I'm going to say #3.

1 - I got in trouble for chasing girls in 4th grade

2 - I ate dog food when I was 3 years old

3 - I almost died when I was 15 years old

Number three is true, the reason why I think that is because you had appendicitis when you were a kid, and you had a health class that part of the lesson talked about it, and you knew to tell your mom to get you to a hospital when you weren't getting any better. (I remember the story from TFL)

One might be untrue, because even *you* had to have thought girls were yucky at some point, unless you were chasing them with a tire iron.

Two, I'm saying is true. Who in this world hasn't given in to the temptation to try dog food? Hell, Gravy Train was the first meal I ever cooked.

you are right Roar. And what a great memory you have.

It's your turn now

Roar wrote:One might be untrue, because even *you* had to have thought girls were yucky at some point, unless you were chasing them with a tire iron.

Roar wrote: Hell, Gravy Train was the first meal I ever cooked.

And you've just been sigged, Roar!

Thanks, Glavatron! I have a gerat memery, and I'm relly gud at speeling to.

And you've just been sigged, Roar!

Thank you! WhooHoo!



Now...which is true?



1. I've held a live monkey.

2. My neighbors were throwing trash in my yard, and others' in the neighborhood as well, so I once saved a months worth of their own garbage, and threw it in their yard along with twenty urinals and toilets with varying degrees of encrustation from a deconstruction site.

3. I went to serve jury duty, and when the district attorney asked me if I held any ill feelings against law enforcement, and my reply was, "I SMELL BACON!" real loud.

I believe these all. 3 sounds a bit tame for you, so I will say 3 is the lie. It was pry more like "Burn in Hell you scumbag pigs!" and then they had to haul you away, cursing and spitting.

I'll say #2 is the lie, since Ramjet claimed stake to option #3. 20 urinals and toilets seems a bit much, unless it was an apartment complex or school. lol

i think you MIGHT have this game idea backwards. You are supposed to give us 2 truth and 1 lie. Then the members are supposed to guess which one is the lie.

So with your 3 options, I'll say 1 is the truth

I hold a live monkey more than once everyday

Galvatron wrote:

I hold a live monkey more than once everyday

Sigged.

Galvatron wrote:i think you MIGHT have this game idea backwards. You are supposed to give us 2 truth and 1 lie. Then the members are supposed to guess which one is the lie.

How the hell did I not notice that? And that's one of those spitting monkeys, so be careful Galvatron!

Sixshot wrote:And that's one of those spitting monkeys, so be careful Galvatron!

I keep it away from my eyes

But before someone posts this...



i'm going to