Lie to Me

Galvatron wrote:i think you MIGHT have this game idea backwards. You are supposed to give us 2 truth and 1 lie. Then the members are supposed to guess which one is the lie.

So with your 3 options, I'll say 1 is the truth

I hold a live monkey more than once everyday

There's no might about it, I'm a total idiot and gotten it wrong which makes my entry null and void, and for that I humbly apologize.

One, oddly enough, is a lie. As much as it's been my life's desire to pet a real live monkey in one of those adorable little red suits just once before I die, I've never had the opportunity to do so. Off topic, but a gila monster peed on my hand once at the Nature Science Center, now called SciWorks when I was a kid, but that's another story.


Two is true. I did indeed do that, and yes, Sixshot, the toilets and urinals came from the old Boonville, NC elementary school which was torn down. Now I didn't harvest them, but they were stored in one of the sheds that we were so lucky to claim ownership to when my grandfather bought the land they were located on.

Ramjet, you were right about three. I'm not going to tell you all what I really said because it was extremely impolite (not filthy, just the truth the way I see it), by the time I was finished I wasn't in handcuffs, but neither the prosecutor or defense attorney wanted me on their jury because I think I scared them.

I suppose it is up to you gentlemen to decide who has honors next.

Roar wrote:I suppose it is up to you gentlemen to decide who has honors next.

I say go again!

I don't see any GENTLEMEN around here so I'll agree with that assmunch that posted before me

I'll throw one in, seeing as it's been a few days.

1) I once got caught masturbating by my younger brother. When confronted he actually asked me why I "wee'd on myself".

2) My brother was discharged from hospital, with a broken leg from a motorcycle accident, on the same day my son was born. In the same hospital.

3) I lost my voice at Auto Assembly last year, and was mute for the final day.

....I'm going to take a gamble and say #2 is a lie? Only because it seems like the most obvious truth.

....I'm going to take a gamble and say #1 is a lie? Only because it seems like the most obvious truth

Anyone else?

I'd say #2 as well. I bet it wasn't on the same day, maybe a day apart.

3 is a lie. I did lose my voice, but could still say a few words. With difficulty.

2 is true. My brother crashed his motorcycle and had to have a steel rod inserted into his leg. To quote my brother "the crash was pathetic." He was discharged about 3 hours before my son was born.

1 is true.

...well, it looks like you baffled everyone with your whole truths and half lies...
....go again good sir!

1: When I was a kid I told my teacher I wanted to be a Ghostbuster, during a career talk.

2: When I was a kid I told my mum I was gonna live in the sewers, like a Ninja Turtle, when I grew up.

3: When I was a kid my favourite Power Ranger was the White Ranger.

I can relate to 1 and 2 because I was the same way when i was kid.

3 is the lie?

Anyone else?

#2 is the lie. No kid wants to live in the sewers...I don't think anyways.

3 is a lie.

Though Tommy was my favourite, it was in his green persona.

my turn then... ok....shit........ which one is the lie?

1- i touched vagina for the first time before I even started school

2- i touched vagina for the first time while in 1st grade

3- i touched vagina for the first time afte i graduated

Unless you were born by caesarian then 2 AND 3 would be a lie.

i forgot to make clear that the time of my birth does not count

Still two lies though. You can't have two first times.

ok i'll rephrase

The first time I ever touched a vagina after being born was...

1- before i started school

2- during 1st grade

3- after i graduated school

So...not first time then?

I'll say 1 is a lie.

technically not the first time but the first time by my own choice

Galvatron wrote:ok i'll rephrase

The first time I ever touched a vagina after being born was...

1- before i started school

2- during 1st grade

3- after i graduated school

... kind of trick question is that, Galvy??? How can only one of those be a lie? ....makes me think this IS a trick question and you NEVER attended first grade. I'm going with the obvious lie, being the perverted bastard you are ( ), and saying #3 is the lie.