DIRGE LIVES!

watch out for those tables. They also seem to randomly fall from the sky like an avil or a piano

I was killed by a falling piano last week

Next it be a brass band, falling from the sky while playing "Dare to be Stupid!"  

get Weird Al Yankovic's signature if you can

I will try, but being killed makes it hard work

Ultra Magnus finally took me out.....I'm not totally functional, but getting rebuilt.

I told the Constructicons to work double time to get you all the way back "online".
They said they might have a few extra parts. I figured they probably will find a place for them.

If there is any left over parts, just press Sixshot's eject button for his jaw to open out and pour the parts in, shut the jaw and walk off whistling the transformers theme tune, much like TFA Ratchet did:

That method of fixing shit actually works, I've tried it

Well folks here's how it is

I'm not gonna be around much after this weekend, now is coming in to my busiest time of year. 

15 to 18 hour workdays 7 days a week for the next few months are on the horizon. This year the boss and I have decided to up the scale of production from 15,000 last season to 36,000 this season. (Season being from 11th January to 1st May). This is gonna mean that I'm not going to have a lot of time to post much between now and May. 

I will post as and when I can. But if the posts go waaaay off into left field, it's cause I'm posting tired. 

In the words of Arnie Wotsitsnegger.............

I'll be back

dam sounds like you will be busy!
A work load like that would definatly KILL me.

See you around Dirge. Just don't get too tired to shag the ol' lady

I'm never too tired for a shag

You'll have plenty of time to post once you're laid up recovering from the latest machine you crashed!

yall are weird  

its so weird around here dora wont even explore it.

'takes a bow'

Ramjet wrote:You'll have plenty of time to post once you're laid up recovering from the latest machine you crashed!

*Cough*

Look whos talkin aboot crashin shit Mr Ramjet  

Yes folks, it is I, the one and only blue conehead. 

So, in the fortnight I haven't posted, I've been busy feeding sheep, building fences, supping tea, getting my HGV class 1 license, riding quad bikes, tractor driving, selling off all my Britains, building a model railway and somewhere in there, I've even had time for the odd shag or two. 

But the next few months don't look set to change anytime soon so I will only post when I can.

<---dirge

Dirge wrote:Yes folks, it is I, the one and only blue conehead. 

So, in the fortnight I haven't posted, I've been busy feeding sheep, building fences, supping tea, getting my HGV class 1 license, riding quad bikes, tractor driving, selling off all my Britains, building a model railway and somewhere in there, I've even had time for the odd shag or two. 

But the next few months don't look set to change anytime soon so I will only post when I can.

Ravage wrote:<---dirge

Hey, he did say the "odd" shag, didn't he?    Good to see you back, ole buddy!    Don't forget I've still got your TMNT Shredder packed up and ready to ship out whenever you're ready!
 

Dirge wrote:Yes folks, it is I, the one and only blue conehead. 

So, in the fortnight I haven't posted, I've been busy feeding sheep, building fences, supping tea, getting my HGV class 1 license, riding quad bikes, tractor driving, selling off all my Britains, building a model railway and somewhere in there, I've even had time for the odd shag or two. 

But the next few months don't look set to change anytime soon so I will only post when I can.

OMG this thread still lives! Awesome! I do too, though I have been absent for a good while.

Dirge you still have my Skype? If not, send me a PM and you will get it again.

Hope everything is working out good for you.

Hugs K.

The Return Of Optimus Prime



Part 1

Optimus Prime wrote:OMG this thread still lives! Awesome! I do too, though i have been absent for a good while.

It's good to see you back OP! Things have been a bit slow, lately, but please stick around and check in...cause it does pick up from time-to-time. 

Hi BPP and Sixshot   

Yeah been too long have had a lot going on, both good and bad. My best friend have been seriously ill with uterine cancer, a very rare form. She is now 100% healthy again. I have had a move too and a depression. But now I am back and ready for some fun again