Re: 101 things Unicron can do to you

by **Galvatron** Sat Dec 22, 2012 1:34 am

#52 make you want to glue your eyelids with crazy glue

by **Sixshot** Sun Dec 23, 2012 1:03 pm

#53: Transform itself electronically. Because I'm not going to do it.... 101 things Unicron can do to you - Page 3 42017

by **Galvatron** Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:39 pm

#54 make you want to watch reruns of Seinfield just to listen to the groovy bass riffs

by **Sixshot** Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:13 am

#55: disrupt all the speed radars so that highway patrol will have to find something WORTHWHILE to do! 101 things Unicron can do to you - Page 3 91350288

101 things Unicron can do to you - Page 3 91350288

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:36 am

56# throw you to the next solar system and keep you alive until impact upon the first planet of that system!

by **Galvatron** Fri Dec 28, 2012 3:47 am

#57 make you wish you had your oil sucked out by leech-itrons

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:51 pm

58# Make you think you are Santa Claus of the backwards universe, thus, you become the greatest thief the world has seen!

by **Galvatron** Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:26 am

59 Unicron can make you want to get brain surgery

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:57 am

60# Makes you think you are a brain surgeon and a architect in one go!

by **Sixshot** Sat Dec 29, 2012 1:31 pm

#61: Eat you without ringing the dinner bell.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:55 pm

#62 Turn you into the dinner bell!

by **Sixshot** Sat Dec 29, 2012 11:22 pm

#63: Eat all the terrorists

by **Galvatron** Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:06 am

#64 make you watch countless reruns of SpongeBob

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:34 am

65# Turn you into SpongeBob but instead of square, he makes you a Triangle!

by **Sixshot** Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:21 pm

#66: tilt the Earth on its axis so fat people are skinny and skinny people are fat.

by **Galvatron** Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:24 pm

i would consider that a blessing Sixshot LOL!!

#67 make you want to get a hundred thousand paper cuts on your face

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:01 pm

68# Use the earth as a bowling ball!

by **Sixshot** Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:55 pm

#69: Make everyone impotent and stuck performing oral forever......

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:47 pm

70# Freeze you on the spot and then shrink himself to our size and then walk up to you, make you open your legs and kick in the privates with all his divine power!

by **Galvatron** Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:05 pm

#71 Unicron can make you kick yourself in the balls over and over until you barf

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:08 pm

72# Make you run at the speed of sound with no brakes!

by **Sixshot** Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:28 pm

#73: Make you think there's a full moon when there's really no moon at all.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:24 pm

74# Make you which all of the worse movies ever made without a break to go to the bathroom!

by **Sixshot** Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:18 pm

#75: Eat an astronaut and call it delivery.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:51 pm

76# Make all of the earth's takeaways produce their in-house specials and make them deliver it to NASA HQ for him to pick it up without paying!

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