101 things Dark Saviour has done to make the News!

#20 won Guinness records for consuming the most chocolate shakes in one sitting

#21: double post. so what.. call me a whore....... can't pass this opportunity to share the latest news that Dezaras Prime made....

Residents of Mooloolaba, a beachside Australian town, woke to an unexpected sight on Monday morning -- the beach and streets covered in up to 10 feet of Cyber-sperm.

The frothy white substance is a freaky side effect of Dezaras Prime leaving the porn film marathon and ejaculating everywhere, which caused damage throughout Queensland.

Humanoid tourists and residents were enjoying the sticky fluff, playing in it and taking lots of pictures. But they had to tread carefully. In a video posted to YouTube, police and onlookers were stunned to see a car emerge out of the foam like a sea monster rising from the deep. Every female citizen is now pregnant. I would hate to have Dezaras Prime's child support bill.

Galvatron wrote:#21: double post. so what.. call me a whore....... can't pass this opportunity to share the latest news that Dezaras Prime made....

.... ...seriously though, that was EPIC! +1

So I spunked in Oz! That the best you've got?

Dezaras Prime wrote:So I spunked in Oz! That the best you've got?

Afterwards every muddafucka in Australia had to go buy slicker suits and slip proof shoes. Lucky for 'dem it qualified as a tax writeoff.....lucky muddafuckas!
(Sorry I have Transformers the Movie '86 DIRTY version engraved in my memory banks now)

#22: Caused a power-outage at the Super Bowl last night! Lots of people claimed it was a conspiracy theory, spearheaded by gambling rings in Las Vegas....we all know Dez just needed to refuel and fly back home after a wild Saturday night spent here on Earth!

Yes that was me. I confessed on Facebook.

Sixshot wrote:#22: Caused a power-outage at the Super Bowl last night!

dammit Sixshot! I was going to do that! I repped you for digging into my brain once more.

#23: Test fired his new rocket launcher over Mother Russia and made the earthlings believe it was an asteroid shower.

#24 dressed up as a donkey to perform in the Mexican donkey shows

Let's not forget I had sex in a bus stop.

#26 Dezaras Prime made a news statement on ch 69 news claiming that his initials D.P. mean more than just Dezaras Prime.

#27: Got away with test firing his new rocket launcher over Mother Russia so he fooled the humans once more by launching an assault on Galvatron from just beyond Northern California!

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28# Revealing he is the Playstation 4 and someone stole his controller!

Actually (spoiler alert) I'm the XBox 720

Dezaras Prime wrote:Actually (spoiler alert) I'm the XBox 720

How do we know that your not the Wii U?

29# (or is it 31#?) He beat up the first batch of terrorists he could find and got labelled a terrorist to terrorists!

(Anti-God, Anti-Terrorist...)

#30 sang Bohemian Rhapsody at the opera house in Sidney Australia solo

(I got booed for replacing Gallileo with Victory Leo)

hahahahahahha

Victory Leo Vicotory Leo Figarro.. Magnificooo o o o o o

Yet they didn't appreciate it...

#31 Was announced to be running for the new Pope

I didn't get the job. Something to do with adhering to the legal sex age laws...

#32: Had his space cruiser spotted trying to destroy the Russian asteroid. Then promptly used mind control over the humans to have the video removed from youtube.

#33

The snowplow driver calling himself Dez has been ticking off a lot of people.

Dezaras Prime, who plows the streets of Lower Polyhex., for a private contractor, made a video of himself as he buried Autobot cars in the white stuff and blocked driveways by pushing back the snow shoveled off of them. The worst part: He's loving every minute of it.

The video, which he posted on YouTube, has caught the attention of the winter-weary Web—and confirmed some people’s fears that snowplow drivers make their lives more difficult on purpose, leaving the roads clear, but everyone else pretty much stuck.

Dezaras filmed himself through the windshield of his snowplow after a Feb. 10 storm dropped two feet of snow on the area. The local Fox 25 News station interviewed Dez, whose video showed the joy he took in doing his job just a little too aggressively.

"Oh, I'm sorry, was your car down there?" Dez is heard at one point as he buries one sedan in snow. "You want to find your car? You come see me, I'll let you know where your car is."

Needless to say, residents are not amused. Bumblebee, who was digging out in Dez's wake, told the Fox station, "It's very aggravating. You want to throw a shovel at him. It's very aggravating,"

Dez claims he’s just doing his job, which is to widen the streets. And there's no doubt he enjoys it.

He says on his video, “If you’re plowing, I know you’re not having as much fun as I am.”



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ok...moving on

34# Breaks the world record for the slowest person to walk a mile!