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all of his porn collection that got tossed out.
Once again, Galvatron felt..

like throwing himself down another hole, so the normal Dirge showed him a hole and tried to kick him down it but instead fell on his back because he was only half the bot he use to be! Galvatron, then.....

started regathering his porn collection and auto-scanned them into his personal memory banks. This way..

he could access them whenever he wanted! Yet he ran into a problem halfway through scanning, he had a major energon leak from his nose that sent him to the moons of Char and back again! Someone while Galvy was flying went and took the half not scanned and ran off with it, that someone was a con named......

Ramjet, who didn't have any porn. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THATS A LOAD OF SHITE TOO)

Galvatron started an investigation into who nicked his porn and .......

Found out it was Dirge who stole it, so he blasted Dirge into the after life (again) and then he....

brought him back to life only to....

blow him up again and then he repeated this until Galvatron got bored of killing Dirge and left him dead and went on to try and kill Starscream, mutable times but Starscream had a endless supply of.....

treasure maps.
Galvatron wanted the treasure maps so...

he took them only to find the treasure was Starscream collection of Autobot parts he had collected and the paperwork for all of his failed schemes to become leader! Galvatron then decided to take a vacation to......

the planet of women. This is where he met the band....

the wreckers, who used massive speakers the size of Empire State building and Statue of Liberty combined and they had the volume turned up to max, the leader of the band was Springer, when he struck the guitar for the first note, it caused the planet to.....

Explode from the sheer noise.

This made Galvy megapissed, so he called upon .....

The contructicons to rebuild the planet, but Scrapper said ".....

it's gonna cost a fortune in energon cubes.
So Galvatron sent Dirge out to....

the nearest Casino planet, at first Dirge was winning but then a strange feeling came over him and he kept on gambling until he ended up on the streets without his plating as a.......

Whoreocon.

Dirge then made a bet with Death's head to regain all his shanix, Dirge won the bet because ..........

he cheated but he still lost in the end because he was exposed as a cheat and he got thrown out of the window of the 5001th floor, Dirge fell, he tried to transform but as he passed the 2600 window, he saw Starscream holding a T-cog with the name tag of Dirge written on it, Dirge then recalled how he lost his T-cog, which was when he......

had a momentary flashback when he tried to use the Tcog on a sheepicon.
Wishing he had that Tcog, he fell to his death once more and was sent to heaven where he met...

Starscream, who told him.....

"I'm twice the woman you'll ever be!" Which made Dirge cry, because he wanted...

just like Starscream. But he kept....

it a secret, so he cried in private until Laserbeak spotted him and spread the word that Dirge was a cryprotoform! When everyone saw Dirge from that day on they would......

point and laugh at the wussiest Decepticon in Megatron's army. This made Thrust uneasy because...

He was a moron and a sucker to boot! Everytime he sat down upon a chair, there would come a rude noise, the offending item was.....