Decepticon HQ

YOU CONEHEAD!! I'm not pregnant!!

a small coughing noise is heard from within...

That - that was just my internal gears jamming up from the water you splashed on me!!!
He says with a nervous tone...

Galvatron was still feeling a bit of the "morning sickness" he grabs Dirge by the neck and opens his cockpit and vomits all over inside.

There, now maybe YOU are the one pregnant BWAHAHAHAAA!!

A loud banging noise is heard from within Galvatron's body.

ARG! This mysterious pain is kicking my insides!! But now it feels that the banging is placed in a lower section than where it used to be! OH NO, I gotta take a leak!! It's banging on my liquid draining system!

* dirge point to the little girls room *

"" take a leak in there galvy

if you can fit your fat ass through the door "

Galvatron turns his back towards Dirge and releases his liquid overflow.

I can't fit through any doors right now. This pain i feel must be an Autobot trap. Why else would Optimus want to be a doctor?! Perhaps they planted something in my food to destroy me from the insides. I'm dying Dirge! Look at me! I'm as big as a planet! I need my own zip code! I can't use a phone booth! The sidewalk cracks when I walk on it! I must be cured! I cannot go on like this! We must find a cure! Damn, I'm suddenly hungry again.
How about some donuts, chocolate cake, sugar cookies, strawberry pop tarts, cinnamon rolls, and a taco.

* a dripping wet dirge gets a hairdryer out of his cockpit and dries himself

then he looks over at BB ...

then back to galvatron *

" i still say youre pregnant "

* dirge then gets a fully cooked meal ( prepared by a different cook ) out of his cockpit and hands it to galvy *

" you know galvy ...

youre right you do need your own zip code

youre getting fatter by the day "

*rolls eyes* Ahh quit whining you big crybaby..if I wanted to kill you I'd done that a long time ago. And by the way Dirge is right..you ARE pregnant..but please don't ask me how..I don't wanna know myself. *Looks slightly disgusted at the fat Galvatron* Maan you need to loose some weight...you are soon in the same weightclass as an elephant.

he is more in the class of a small moon there Prime.

pulling out a cutting torch and handing it to prime....

think he needs a c-section?????

* dirge opens his cockpit and gets out a welders mask and hands it to Dr prime *

" there you go doc ...

CUT IM OPEN "

*looks at Galvy* Naa from what I can see he will give birth within a couple of days...let's just wait..even though the idea is tempting...

* dirge looks a bit miffed *

" cant we even disconect his 9volt or his cannon ? "

*slaps Dirge with a pair of rubber gloves* no..but will someone please sew his mouth together..my audio receptors are burning from all his whining.. *looks at Galvy* You need some bread to go with your whine..

You would be upset too Prime if you had to go through all of this pain I'm dealing with.
The constant internal RUMBLing, the strange cravings for food, the swelling of the body.
No control of body fluids.. and now... now i'm leaking fluids from my nipples!!!!


The rumbling inside Galvatron seem to be more intense than ever.

Dirge, Prime, Bumblebee, this pregnant nonsence is obsured! It's impossible.
I must be under stress due to the fact that the Lair is now 1 year old.
It's time to go the Anniversary party.

Galvatron attempts to jump up in the air and take flight but only landed on his giant purple ass.

Dirge... roll me to the Anniversary party... Galvatron says in a week voice...

* dirge sighs and starts to roll galvy towards the party

he turns to look at Dr prime and his assistant bugbot *

" you guys comin or what ? "

*hides a smile* Oh yes coming, coming..will not miss this.

{this story is being continued HERE}

Galvatron returns once more to HQ. He hangs his large purple hat with the green feather on the hat rack.
While waiting for the other cons to arrive, he scratches his chin and ponders up some new evil plans to conquer the universe.

*Rumble returns to the Decepticon HQ and enters. Having somehow aquired an umbrella on the trip over from the party house, Rumble places it in the umbrella stand next to the hat rack and joins Galvatron in the evil planning.*

"So..... Watcha thinking?"

* dirge makes a skylight as he crashes through the roof and hits the floor with a thud *

" gotta work on those landings "

* dirge stands up and looks over at galvy and rumble *

" so whats the big evil plan ? "

Thrust opens the front door. It falls off its hinges and breaks in two when it hits the ground. The room is dark save for the column of light pouring through the open door and an odd jet shaped hole in the ceiling. Thrust walks over the the shelf that displays Galvatron's prized collection of my little ponies and puts on a white glove. He runs his figure along the shelf through an inch of dust "Hmm, Galvatron must of got mad at the robomaid and shot her in the head again". Thrust takes the glove off and tosses it on the shelf, he sees something reflect light in the front of the room and heads toward it. Thrust finds Galvatron, Dirge, and Rumble asleep, Galvatron on his throne and Dirge and Rumble on the floor. Dirge's cockpit is open and what appears to be 101 useless things are spilled all over the floor. Several mice seem to have made his cockpit home. Rumble lays in a puddle of oil that smells a little bad, "eww, he still oils his bed". Thrust steps over the puddle and to the throne. Thrust shakes Galvatron but he only hears a low mumble "Giggity". Unsure what that means Thrust decides more drastic means are needed to wake his fellow decepticons up. He heads down the hall to look for Galvatrons cannon.


(Sorry guys I was bored)

Galvatron lays fast asleep in stasis mode dreaming that Jennifer Anistoncon is his new nymphomaniac boss. It must has been all the food and excitement that he has been through giving birth to Rumble. Because Galvatron was extremely tired.

*The echo of Thrusts footsteps down the hall stirs Rumble from his sleep. Getting wierly to his feet he notices the puddle of oil around him and remembers the last time he took a leak was long before he was born again.*

"Oops. Better sort this problem out."

*Creeping over to the sleeping Dirge, Rumble lifts the seekers arm up carefully, exposing the form of a cuddled up Frenzy. Grabbing Frenzy by the foot, Rumble drags him over to the oil puddle and drops his comrade in the middle.*

"Heh heh now who oils the floor?"

Having acomplished his mission, Rumble heads off out of the room to get cleaned up.

Dirge slowly stirs from his slumber to notice that Frenzy has oiled all over the floor.

He gets up and goes over to Galvatron and belts him with a Scooby Doo teddy.*

" Hey BPP, frenzy has wet the floor"

Galvatron frantically wakes up. And when he gets woke up he gets cranky....

WHO DISRUPTS MY STASIS MODE?! My empire of ash! My bastion of brimstone rest! My kingdom of desolation! Bah! Did I ask you for deliverance! Nah! Did I?

Galvatron then stands up to stretch he takes a step forward and then slips from Rumble's oil leak.

THUD!

Galvatron lands on the sleeping Rumble hard. With natural instinct, Rumble transforms into cassette mode. This causes Rumble to end up wedged between Galvatron's shiny perfect purple butt cheeks...Galvatron stands back up but Rumble is nowhere to be seen.

Where's Rumble? He was just on the floor a second ago!

Everybody checks the bottom of their shoes....

How long have I been in stasis mode? I feel constipated

*Rumbles voice echos out from within the Lair.*

"Hey Galvatron! That was Frenzy on the floor! Not me!"

Aah that's right! I get confused on what color you guys are supposed to be..... So, where the hell is Frenzy? What in Unicron's name are you doing in the LAIR? Hurry up and get out of there! I think I need to release some heavy metal!!!!

Galvatron starts to dance and hold his perpectular perfect purple butt-cheeks together. Frenzy still wedged in the crack cannot excape the tight grip.

After finishing a near 11 month experience in the bathroom, Galvatron finally steps out....

DAM SUDOKU!! Now that I'm done with that business, I'm ready to get back into serious Autobot destruction