Decepticon HQ

killing me ha you guys couldnt kill anyone. you guys are too busy saving the human race to kill me blah on you both. (BB's face starts healing to its former hansom self)

" ummmm

shouldnt we have umbrellas

if hes bringing rain "

With the order ringing in his ears, SunStorm summoned energy from all his extremities and began charging the blast... the room glowed orange and yellow, arcs of radiation and electricity jumping between all the surfaces close to each other, the room resonating with an electrical buzz, as SunStorm focused everything into his cannons, ready to unleash his devastating barrage...

THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Through the haze and the confusion, an eyebrow-less Galvatron stumbles to his feet and looks on at the gaping hole where Bumblebee was just stood - decepti-corpses also littered everywhere and laughs maniacally;

That should take care of that little squirt! he bellowed.

No sooner had he said it, than the stiffened, blackened chassis of Ramjet on the floor began to move.... and out pops Bumblebee from underneath him, completely unharmed...

charred bodies, destroyed headquarters, smoke and fire all around, Galvatron stumbles over to Ramjet laying on the ground...
YOU BONEHEAD! YOU'RE ALWAYS AT THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME!
*caugh caugh*
The little autobot is escaping!
*gag caugh*

SunStorm hears his leaders cry that Bumblebee is escaping, but he is powerless... drained from the massive burst of nuclear energy he has just expended, he is just slumped on the floor looking like a smackrat that just got his fix... completely fuckknockered.

Just you wait til I recharge Bumbleturd - you're so very dead when I get my hands on... *TZZT* he sparks out before he can finish, leaving Dirge and Galvatron to chase Bumblebee down.

hold on a minute oh mighty leader

he set my pants on fire

* opens cockpit and gets out a new pair of pants *

there

* transforms into jet mode and kicks in his thrusters

trouble is hes in reverse and he runs over galvatron *

BB slowly drives away laughing at the stooges he just left behind. He stops not far from the cons headquarters and sets some traps he ordered off acme.com boulders attached to ropes, rocket powered skates with signs that say free ride here. Once these are set up he sits back and waits wondering how to get the yellow seeker on his side and really start the mayhem.

Still in a heap on the floor, SunStorm's hulking metal body sits sparking and fizzing, making any attempt it can to respark and re-energise itself.

enough of this!!! barked Galvatron as he picks up SunStorm one handed and aims his energy cannon straight into SunStorm's charging port....

KZZZZZAAAAAAAK!!!! A stream of energy flew straight into SunStorm's system, his eyes flooding out purple and blue light from the concentrated super blast of Galvatron's cannon

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! Sunstorm screamed, as the pain and intensity filled every fiber of him with pure malice and insanity...

SunStorm pinged to life, now exhibiting an eerie purple and orange glow.... his eyes were... different.... vacant.... gone... like those of his insane master. With a bass filled booming voice, he bellowed;

WHERE IS BUMBLEBEE!?!?!?!?!

His demand carried over the airways as far away as Bumblebee had already gotten... flippant, Bumblebee mistakenly thinks nothing of it and drives nonchalantly back towards the 'Bot headquarters, not aware of the purple and orange streak that was already approaching fast from the skies behind him.....

* dirge changes back to robot mode and opens his cockpit

he gets out a set of jump cables

he connects one end to the main power supply for the con base and the other end to galvys 9volt *


BOOOOOOOOMMMMM

* the explosion of power throws dirge into galvatrons chair *

charging through the air, churning and barraging particles of purple and orange plasma around him like firecrackers, SunStorm hits critical speed and makes a beeline straight for Bumblebee...

Bumblebee is cornered against a cliff side, and he remembers some of those acme gadgets he has... taking out a pot of paint and a brush, he paints a black hole on the side of the cliff and leaps through.... SunStorm is moving so fast now, that he is just an orange and purple haze... he pushes harder and harder and reaches the black hole;

THWOK!!!

Obviously, this is no hole. :giggity: Damn acme hole paint.....

SunStorm was travelling so fast and impacted so hard, he's turned into a looney-tune squashed accordion mass of bolts and confusion....

Wh...th...fu....w....huh....? ............OWWWWWWWW!!!

BB steps out of the painted hole and pulls out a air pump and proceeds to pump sunstorm up too much and he flies around like an over filled balloon.

Sunny we need to talk about your allegiances.................

just then another seeker flies overhead and BB pulls out an ACME rocket and fires

Dirge's efforts to revive Galvatron was successful. Galvatron becomes fully charged and rises to his feet.
He seen that Dirge was still sitting in his chair. He grabs him by the top of his cone-head and tosses him to the floor. Galvatron reflects on what just recently happened to him on the rocket skates... His anger overwhelms him and he feels the need to destroy something, or someone.

Get out there and catch that AUTOBOT!!

Galvatron stomps his foot on the floor when he shouted his command to Dirge.
A small box of pepper falls off the shelf above Galvatron's head. The pepper spills out everywhere.

ACHOO
ACHOO
ACHOOuh
uh
uh
uh
uh
ACHOO
ACHOO

The pepper causes Galvatron to have a sneezing frenzyd.
He looks at the fallen box of pepper on the floor and reads the label.


"ACME"

Hmm, that's the same name brand that was on those rocket powered roller ska-size=24]ACHOO
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ACHOO
ACHOO

I'm gonna get that BUGBOT!!!
Where is my cutting torch?!

Galvatron grabs his cutting torch and takes off in flight in the direction of Bumblebee...

While waiting for Sunny to process things BB is setting up another ACME trap with energon seed hooked to a pressure plate and an anvil................

Galvatron returns to HQ to freshen up on things after chasing BB all over the place.
He walks into the kitchen to make an energon sandwich. He grabbed the bread and cheese.
Then he looked in the refrigerator for the bologne. It's not there. He turns around to see it on the counter.
Galvatron really worked up an appetite so he grabs the entire stack of bologne on the counter and places them all between the slices of bread. Galvatron takes a huge bite of the sandwich. Not knowing the little Rumble was taking a nap between the slices of Bologne in cassette mode. After consuming the entire sandwich, Galvatron was thirsty.
He remembered there was a case of beer-egon in the refrigerator. He takes the case and sits down in his favorite chair to watch Sponge-Bob Square Pants....

* dirge walks into the kitchen *

" hey galvy

wheres rumble ...

he was asleep on the counter "

* dirge pulls up his big evil chair as he catches the can *

" maybe you got idigestion huh galvy

shouldnt eat so much stuff so fast "

* dirge then drinks the beerogon and laughs at spongebob *

As the two cons sit and watch SpongeBob, Galvatron feels a "RUMBL-ing" in his stomache....

It feels as if something is kicking my internal circuitry!
My GOSH! Look at my feet! They are swollen!!! I'm feeling all emotional for some reason!
I'm going to go step outside and smoke an energon stick.

* dirge looks at galvatron with a raised optic brow as he leaves to smoke an energopn stick

when he comes back he flops in the chair as dirge looks at him *

" is it me or are you getting fatter by the minute galvy ? "

Galvatron hears Dirge's remark and raises his fist. He smashed Dirge on top of his cone-head!

DO I LOOK FAT TO YOU?!

Suddenly Galvatron bursts into tears.

I'm sorry Dirge. I don't know what's wrong with me. Maybe it's the fact of the 1st Anniversary of the Lair.
I'm getting all excited about it. It's only a few breems away. The Lair will be a year old.

Galvatron gets a plain look on his face as his insides once again start RUMBLing. A loud banging noise is heard.