Decepticon HQ

Galvatron takes the "shocking" Dirge and tosses him like a dart.
Dirge's conehead spears right into the crotch-panel of one of the whor-icons.

I think they are all dead fellow Decepticons.
Let's go to the Energon Pub and get some drinks.

Ramjet enters in his usual fashion, destroying another wall in the HQ.

*Aw, I'm late! Did I miss all the head?

Just then wheelie comes in and she starts to hump all the dead whore-icons

OOC: Nerco-mechanical-fornication?!?

WORKS FOR ME!!!! :)

OOC:

*walking through a new entrance in the HQ a hole made by Ramjet, Shockwave shakes his head*"Hail Megatron! I see I need to start repairs soon,any new orders before I begin?"

In a dark room a globe on a stand is highlighted by a spotlight. Deszaras sits nearby with the light reaching up to his knees. His red optics glowing as he reaches forward and spins it. He points his finger at the globe as it comes to a halt.

Laughing maniacally he turns away from the globe and walks out of the room.

Striker drives up to the base, with Twinblade sitting on top of him.
"Do you think this is the place Twinny?
Striker asks Twinblade.

"Of cause Striker! The guy said it was here!"
Twinblade replys.
They were looking for the Decepticon HQ.

They then drove up to the entrenc.
Twinblade jumps of Striker and He transforms to robot mode.
Twinblade walks over to the door.
There's doorbell with a sign over it
"This is not the Decepticon HQ, Autobots stay away!"

Twinblade rings the doorbell.

* as twinblade presses the doorbel it makes a sound like big ben striking the hour causeing the walls to shudder then a con who looks suspiciously like lurch from the adams family answers the door *

" you rang ? "

"Oh my, your big and urgly! Uhm well, we're Decepticons looking for the Decepticon HQ! Is this it?"

Twinblade makes sure to show her Decepticon insignia (on her chestpalte)!

* the lurch-con looks at twinblades insignia and then at twinblade then at striker *

" yes this is the home of the decepticons but i fear that the master and his subjects are not here "

Striker walks over to the door.
"Then let us in, we can wait for them inside!"

Just Jumpz auto-ejects without Striker knowing why.
Jumpz lands right infront of the lurch-con and looks up at him.
Then he warps away.

Jumpz is now inside the Decepticon HQ and starts looking around.

Six to eight weeks ago
Deszaras sits down in front of his masterputer and access's google. He types in 'items to predict the future'. A few moments later a site catches his attention. Logging onto handydandysupervillanapllianceltd.com he scr5olls down the objects they offer and orders one.

present time
Deszaras takes the lid off his package and after throwing a few hundred thousand packaging e's onto the ground he finds a small circular object with a screen on one side. Leaving the large box and the e's where they are he reads the instructions of the device.

Shake while asking a question and the future will be predicted

Shrugging Deszaras asks "Will I rule the world?" as he shakes the item.

the screen goes blurry and a message comes into view: 'Better not tell you now'

Deszaras tries again "Should I spend time making a secret hollowed out volcano lair?"

The screen on the object 'Outlook good' comes into view.

Cupping the device in his hand Deszaras takes off in tending to go and find a suitable site for his secret hollowed out volcano lair, with the intention of using it to determine the best volcano to make use of.

Galvatron looks at the Cybertronian swim suit addition calendar.....

Suddenly he gets on the Decepticon frequency radio and calls out to all Decepticons....


Attention all Decepticons! Drop whatever you are doing and return to base for a meeting at HQ!!!! STAT!!!

dirge comes out of the bog with bog roll in his hand *

" ive dropped what im doing

whats hapopening ? "

Galvatron sees that Dirge is the first to arrive as others follow shortly behind him.


OH FOR PRIMUS SAKE!! WHAT IS THAT SMELL!!?
Dirge, is that a roll of Super-Cybertronian-soft-metal-waxing toilet paper?

Anyway... My fellow DECEPTICONS, today we are going to bake a giant cake.
I have recently found out that an AUTOBOT will be celebrating his creation day.
I feel we should give him a giant cake full of SUPRISES



as Galvatron laughs, he looks about his Decepticon crowd and notices that nobody is laughing with him
He raises his optics to the crowd and gestures to the crowd as he plays with his laser cannon....
Feeling the threat of Galvatron, the Decepticon crowd begins to laugh evily along with Galvatron

* dirge opens his cockpit and gets out a chefs hat

which he puts on his conehead *

" lets do some cooking "

Hello Ramjet, we were going to give this cake to an Autobot for his creation day gift.
But we took too long to bake it. Now we don't know what to do with it.

with a crack of radiant electricity and boom from the skies, SunStorm appeared over 'Con HQ. He opens his comms;

Hey did someone say there was shitcake!?

I feckin LOVE shitcake!

SunStorm swoops down with his familiar glow stronger than it had ever been.

OK gentlecons, the shitkicker is back. First things first - where is that dead speck of an Autobot, Bumblebee? I have a metal blister on my side with his name on it...

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all of a sudden a rocket comes out of nowhere and tags sunny on the stabilizer. Someone looking for me the worst autobot in the universe?

GAH! You little runt! screamed SunStorm, as his stabilizer tore open... You're going to pay for that!!!

SunStorm charged his arm cannons and sent a flash of face melting orange energy, searing and grazing across the surface of Bumblebee's face, leaving a clear scar across his forehead...

*interesting* thought SunStorm, as a flash of inspiration comes to him...

*THOOM* THOOM* *THOOM* *THOOM* *THOOM* *THOOM* SunStorm's cannons lit up with ferocity, firing quickshot one after the other, carving further marks across the same area.

As the smoke cleared and Bumblebees face circuits swelled with the pain of frying wires and silicon, SunStorm looked on at what he had just carved into Bumble's head and laughed uncontrollably.

Oh, how apt! exclaimed SunStorm... it suits you perfectly...

Bumblebee adjusted one of his mirrors to get a look at what SunStorm had done.

DOUCHEBOT!? he screamed, but that was just one time, and Prime's exhaust vents needed unblocking - he was gonna die AGAIN if I didn't let my fluids invade that area!

* dirge opens his cokpit and gets out a fire extinguisher

he blasts sunny with it *

" cool it oh nuclear one

save your energy for killing him "